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Bironetta SEXO — Finally, another Car with Balls! 🔞

Started by Alain il professore, Yesterday at 07:27:48 PM

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Alain il professore

Hi my Stunts friends,

Remember the Baronetti HEXA?

Well, meet its rather naughty cousin: the Bironetta SEXO — Midnight Plug 69 Special!

This is what happens when Italian automotive design meets Leisure Suit Larry.

The most striking feature? Two enormous balls instead of conventional rear wheels!

Yes, you read that correctly. This car literally rides on its balls. And judging by their size, it certainly has more balls than Skid Vicious in his pants!

The madness continues inside, with a completely redesigned digital VGA cockpit, a highly suggestive joystick instead of a conventional steering wheel, and a decidedly adult sense of humour.

But SEXO isn't merely a visual joke. It has its own driving characteristics, a five-speed gearbox and six paintjobs. Beneath all the innuendo, it's not just a rolling brothel... there's a proper custom Stunts car to discover.

Screenshots, information and download:

https://hyperionracingteamwin.github.io/stunts-data/#bironetta-sexo

Windows and DOS installers are included.

So, gentlemen, start your engines, grab your... joystick? apply deep thrust (!) and remember:

In Stunts, it takes balls to win. With the Bironetta SEXO, you get two as standard equipment!

Have fun!

libidinously yours, Alain il Professore
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