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#1
Chat - Misc / No real opponents for germany
February 04, 2003, 10:57:00 PM
Well some years ago , the netherlands were the favorite opponent for germany in football, but then they forgot how to play this game and germany was to strong to play against this low-level, 3rd-league-formated, with san marino comparable (sorry, dont want to say something against san marino football kickers) football team.

So there are just some 2nd-league teams here in europe, lets say great britain and france, who maybe interesting opponents, but there are no real opponents for germany in football or anything else.  :wink:

Dont mention that Brasil is world-champion, because this was a big bucket full of luck.
#2
Team Zone / Rest in Peace
February 04, 2003, 03:34:28 PM
Good Bye little EUROTEAM-MASTERSTUNTS-TEAM,  :cry:

you wasn't very sucessful,

but at least you are the first Team that stops to exist on this competition, so at least one record.  :D

So here is one minute of memorial to you.
............................................................  (60 points=60seconds)
#3
Stunts Questions / A couple of questions...
February 03, 2003, 11:00:27 PM
Its a mistake of the game (yes there are a few of them :) )
Theoretically the RPL-File could handle max a 54:36.75, (the rpl-file uses 2 bytes (Byte 18 and 19) for the time, so the following formula can calculate the time in milliseconds:  5*(256*[Byte19]+[Byte18]),

but there is somewhere a part that cant handle times about 10 minutes.

In my opinion, the one that find a solution to that, will also find a solution against replay-handling.   :wink:
#4
Racing Games & Other Competitions / Live for Speed
January 22, 2003, 12:36:09 AM
Have a look at:

http://www.xs4all.nl/~aste/lfs/indexlfs_theleague.html

There is a great battle going on, but my wheel has a little damage now  :cry:  so lets see.
#5
Team Zone / Interview with a living Legend
January 17, 2003, 09:58:51 PM
It was a pleasure for me to read the interview with Roy Wiegerinck.
Was quite interesting, to hear about him again.

But be warned, if starting such a star-cult, i hope you are prepared for the thousend of hysterical fans, who start crying and throwing with their underwear,... when any of these stars enters the chatroom or the forum.
:D
#6
Team Zone / EUROTEAM MASTERSTUNTS
January 15, 2003, 09:55:31 PM
Hey calm down and relax.  8)

In this section will be NO annoying news, changes or announcements.

If you just want to calm down and see nothing except NOTHING, then come here.

Dont let you disturb from all the stress in the other Teamzone-Topics.

Just watch the blue see and hear a singing bird on a old tree.
#7
Chat - Misc / NOW its solved
January 09, 2003, 07:55:22 PM
I wanna wait until the end of the month, but Akoss Poo solved it as second one, and now all others know the solution.

All drivers was sorted by their height.

Now all drivers should also know, why BONZAI Joe calls himself as he did.  :wink:
#8
Chat - Misc / first Solution
January 08, 2003, 10:23:29 AM
Yes we have a real Dr.Watson in our community.
It is ARGAMMON.

He is the first who solved the puzzle.

But i wont post the solution until the end of the month.  :D

I thought u would need longer.  :?
#9
Chat - Misc / SOLVE THIS PUZZLE if u can :)
January 07, 2003, 11:00:28 PM
I have found the following list :

1. Bonzai Joe
2. Pedro Antonio
3. Alain
4. LQR
5. Akoss Poo & Argammon
6. Zak Mc Kracken
7. Bismarck
8. Mingva
9. CTG
10. AlanRotoi
11. ApocMD

What does it mean? What is the sorted by?  :?:

Only real Dr.Watsons will find out.  :shock:

I think nobody will find the correct answer until the end of the month except BonzaiJoe or ApocMD.  :D
#10
General Chat - ZSC / CONGRATULATIONS ZAK MCKRACKEN!!
December 17, 2002, 08:23:29 PM
Alles Gute und herzlichen Glueckwunsch zum 21. Geburtstag!!!  8)

A look in the Future: In 10 years you are the first president of the WSRL (=World Stunts Racing Leaque). The WSRL will have 20 Million members. And you found the solution against replay handling. You have made your first EURO-Million because www.zakstunts.cjb.net is the most visited site of the world.
And again 10 years later Citroen creates a new AX with a ZAK-Special Edition which can drive through walls and jumps 100m far. And you need only 4 keys for steering/throttle/brakes and 2 keys for shifting.  :D

And maybe 10 years later i will rejoin the competition.  :wink:
#11
Stunts Chat / Stunts 2 ???
December 06, 2002, 11:43:27 PM
www.moonbyte.de

maybe the guys from this side have done what many people talk about. An actual Stunts-RacingGame with brilliant graphics, very good damage model, network playing, track editor...

Just watch the screenshots or the video (there are 2 version a big one and little one).
#12
Chat - Misc / Mistake
November 24, 2002, 11:57:04 PM
Cool statement, just let your feelings out.  :D
We (the Stunts community) understand you, and offer you our shoulder to find some consolation.

In which way do you love your cat?
More platonic or physically?  :wink:

By the way i am the perfect team made, i dont talk to my team member , dont share knowledge and i try to take maximum benefit for myself from my team mades knowledge.  :twisted:
#13
Team Zone / Congratulation
November 18, 2002, 05:09:18 PM
Its a very interesting site with much REAL content, not only big graphic firework.
Cool History Part.
And when i have seen Usrins Picture, i have to say, that i had another picture in my mind how a typical stunt pipsqueak looks like.  :D

Really good site
#14
Chat - Misc / Mistake
November 14, 2002, 11:36:34 AM
Dear Al il Professore

1. Its not a stupid formula one racing game, its more real cars like in Gran Turismo on the PSX. And its still the best one. :P

2. Well i dont drive for 2 month and i am dead for u. But Argammon dont drive for the full summer season, but have u seen, that i moved him from the best ever seen team? He could at least sent a mail, where he says that he want to change the team.
So, yes i am a bit pissed off. So next time i will be a bit more selectable when i choose a new team-made. :evil:

3. I wont join Orion, if its the last team of the world. :D
#15
Chat - Misc / Mistake
November 13, 2002, 08:46:47 PM
Maybe i wasn't here for a long time but i think Argammon is still a member of the EUROTEAM MASTERSTUNTS and not of Orion.

Or does anyone believe, that Michael Schumacher will drive for Minardi?  :twisted:

So Zak, please change the pipsqueaks-List and this Month Scoreboard.

Thank you