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#41
Stunts Chat / What kind of competition do we miss?
April 12, 2008, 12:57:58 PM
There are currently only two active Stunts competitions (three counting the brazilian championship): Zakstunts and WSC. Two long-time competition managers, CTG and Mark L. Rivers, are inactive, but have kept the possibility open of starting new competitions. What should these be like? Free Kalpen style?  Alternative? Tournament-based like IMSA cup? Classic like USC or SDR?  What do the pipsqueaks want - and what are the potential competition managers' plans?
#42
Chat - Misc / How to get through life easily?
April 12, 2008, 12:55:48 PM
A classic question. When you live in a society, you have to do something for the society (work) in order to survive (get paid). You have to do this for about 40 years between education and retirement. So, how can you make it through this period in the best possible way? By working hard and feigning interest in everything? By working as little as possible? By trying to earn as much money as possible? By leaving society and finding some other way to survive? Please make suggestions, preferably with examples from your own life :)
#43
Chat - Misc / Pain vs boredom
April 12, 2008, 12:53:29 PM
Would you prefer to suffer or to be empty? To suffer if it means at other times you are ecstatic, or to feel reasonably pleasant all the time? How much are you willing to suffer in order to sometimes feel beauty or true excitement?
I think a big part of what we call pain is actually pleasure. What do you believe?
#44
Chat - Misc / Things to do if you are bored
March 23, 2008, 10:52:27 PM
I have never been bored for the last year or so, but today I find myself rather bored, so what should I do about that? I don't feel like racing :) But let's make a list of things you can do if you're bored.
#45
Chat - Misc / The Unhappy Official Birthday Thread
January 31, 2008, 12:32:53 PM
Happy official birthday!  :( :'(
#46
Chat - Misc / The Happy Official Birthday Thread
January 31, 2008, 12:32:06 PM
Happy official birthday!  ;D 8)
#47
Chat - Misc / Chatroom times?
January 30, 2008, 02:13:03 AM
Did you know we "have" a wonderful IRC chatroom in this community? It is "#stunts" on EFNet. Once, we used it a lot and had great chats and "deadline parties" (that's one for the wiki) there, but these days nobody comes there. However, maybe if we set up times to meet, we could?
How would Sundays at 8PM CET work for you, for example?
#49
Stunts Chat / Racing music
January 16, 2008, 02:25:48 PM
Maybe we've had this thread before, but what music do you listen to while racing, if any? I have a strange habit of always listening to upbeat electronic music while racing... synth-pop, laserdance, powerpop etc.
It makes me race and replay-handle faster! I have a special playlist called "racing", it goes like this (shuffled):

1. 01 Addiction.mp3
2. 02 I Like It.mp3
3. 03 Reason Man.mp3
4. 04 Television Set.mp3
5. 05 The Price Of Love.mp3
6. 07 - Just Like You Imagined.mp3
7. 12 - He took her to a movie.mp3
8. Bodies Without Organs - Conquering America.mp3
9. Bodies Without Organs - European Psycho.mp3
10. Bodies Without Organs - Sixteen Tons Of Hardware.mp3
11. Bodies Without Organs - Son Of A Gun.mp3
12. Bodies Without Organs - Sunshine In The Rain.mp3
13. Boytronic - Catch A Falling Star.mp3
14. Boytronic - Forever.mp3
15. Boytronic - I Want To Live In Harmony.mp3
16. Boytronic - Luna Square.mp3
17. Boytronic - Man In A Uniform.mp3
18. Boytronic - My Baby Lost Its Way.mp3
19. Boytronic - Photographs.mp3
20. Boytronic - Recycled.mp3
21. Boytronic - Red Chips.mp3
22. Boytronic - The Young One Will Stay.mp3
23. Boytronic - This Cloud.mp3
24. Boytronic - Tonight.mp3
25. Boytronic - When The Feeling's Gone.mp3
26. Boytronic - You Can Call It Love.mp3
27. Boytronic - You.mp3
28. Celebrate The Nun - Could Have Been.mp3
29. Celebrate The Nun - Cry No More.mp3
30. Celebrate The Nun - Don't You Go.mp3
31. Celebrate The Nun - Maybe Tomorrow.mp3
32. Celebrate The Nun - My Jealousy.mp3
33. Celebrate The Nun - Ordinary Town.mp3
34. Celebrate The Nun - She's A Secretary.mp3
35. Celebrate The Nun - So.mp3
36. Celebrate The Nun - Stay Away.mp3
37. Celebrate The Nun - Strange.mp3
38. Celebrate The Nun - Unattainable Love.mp3
39. Celebrate The Nun - Will You Be There.mp3
40. Cicero - Love Is Everywhere (Extended).mp3
41. Cicero - Love Is Everywhere.mp3
42. Cicero - Love Is Everywhere.mp3
43. Cicero - Mind Gap (Extended).mp3
44. Con-Cept - Breath Of Life.mp3
45. Depeche Mode - Boys Say Go.mp3
46. Depeche Mode - Dreaming Of Me.mp3
47. Depeche Mode - Fools.mp3
48. Depeche Mode - I Sometimes Wish I Was Dead.mp3
49. Depeche Mode - Just Can't Enough.mp3
50. Depeche Mode - Just Can't Get Enough (schizo mix).mp3
51. Depeche Mode - Love In Itself.mp3
52. Depeche Mode - New Life.mp3
53. Depeche Mode - Nodisco.mp3
54. Depeche Mode - Now This Is Fun.mp3
55. Depeche Mode - Photographic (Rex The Dog Dubb Mix).mp3
56. Depeche Mode - Photographic (Some Bizarre Version).mp3
57. Depeche Mode - Photographic.mp3
58. Depeche Mode - Puppets.mp3
59. Depeche Mode - Route 66 (Beatmasters Mix).mp3
60. Depeche Mode - What's Your Name-.mp3
61. Dressed In White - Sometimes.mp3
62. Electrosquad - Lost In Time.mp3
63. Element - A Little Respect.mp3
64. Erasure - All This Time Still Falling Out Of Love.mp3
65. Erasure - Breath Of Life (Andy Bell-Dave Bascombe Mix).mp3
66. Erasure - Breath Of Life.mp3
67. Erasure - Breathe (LMC Extended Club Mix).mp3
68. Erasure - Breathe (Pete Heller's Pheta Club Mix).mp3
69. Erasure - Breathe (When Andy Bell Met Manhattan Clique Extended Remix).mp3
70. Erasure - Chorus (Transdental Trance Mix).mp3
71. Erasure - Dodo.mp3
72. Erasure - Don't Say You Love Me (ATOC's Rock'n'Ravin' Vocal Remix).mp3
73. Erasure - Don't Say You Love Me (Mark Moore & Eon Vox Remix).mp3
74. Erasure - I Love Saturday (Beatmasters Dub Mix).mp3
75. Erasure - I Love Saturday (JX Mix).mp3
76. Erasure - I Love Saturday.mp3
77. Erasure - I'll Be There.mp3
78. Erasure - Love To Hate You.mp3
79. Erasure - Moon & The Sky (BK Mix).mp3
80. Erasure - Moon & The Sky (JC's Heaven Scent Radio Re-Work).mp3
81. Erasure - Moon & The Sky (Randy Roger's Ramjet Mix).mp3
82. Erasure - Moon & The Sky (Sleaze Sisters Anthem Mix).mp3
83. Erasure - Moon & The Sky (The Millionaires Radio Edit).mp3
84. Erasure - Moon & The Sky.mp3
85. Erasure - Rapture (Matt Darey Mix).mp3
86. Erasure - Run To The Sun (Beatmasters' Galactic Mix).mp3
87. Erasure - Run To The Sun.mp3
88. Erasure - Snappy.mp3
89. Erasure - Sweet Surrender.mp3
90. Erasure - True Love Wars.mp3
91. Fancy - Bolero (Extended disco mix).mp3
92. Fancy - Bolero (Extended disco mix).mp3
93. Fancy - Flames Of Love.mp3
94. Fancy - Running Man.mp3
95. Fancy - Slice Me Nice.mp3
96. Fancy - Slice Me Nice.mp3
97. Gangway - Strawberry Coat.mp3
98. Gangway - The Weighty Light Brigade.mp3
99. got2start.mp3
100. Jimmy Sommerville - Heartbeat (Radio Edit).mp3
101. Kim Wilde - Kids In America.mp3
102. Koto - Dragon?s Legend.mp3
103. koto - entering the darkness.mp3
104. Koto - Japanese War Game.mp3
105. koto - Mindmachine.mp3
106. koto - Mindmachine.mp3
107. koto - visitors.mp3
108. koto - visitors.mp3
109. Kraftwerk - Autobahn.mp3
110. Kraftwerk - Intro-Uran-Geigerz?hler.mp3
111. Kraftwerk - The Model.mp3
112. Lady Of Ice.mp3
113. Ladytron - 604 - 05 - Way that I found you.mp3
114. Ladytron - 604 - 11 - This is our sound.mp3
115. ladytron - Flicking your switch (1).mp3
116. Ladytron - I'm With the Pilots.mp3
117. Ladytron - Jet Age.mp3
118. Ladytron - Ladybird.mp3
119. Ladytron - Open Your Heart (1).mp3
120. Ladytron - Paco.mp3
121. Ladytron - Playgirl.mp3
122. Levinhurst-Hope.mp3
123. Marc Almond - Money For Love (Fiddle Mix).mp3
124. Marc Almond - Addicted.mp3
125. Marc Almond - Adored And Explored (7- Edit).mp3
126. Marc Almond - Brilliant Creatures (LP Version).mp3
127. Marc Almond - Jacky.mp3
128. Marc Almond - Keys To The City.mp3
129. Marc Almond - Out There.mp3
130. Marc Almond - Shining Brightly.mp3
131. Marc Almond - The Flesh Is Willing.mp3
132. Martin L. Gore - I Cast A Lonesome Shadow.mp3
133. Melody Club - Palace Station.mp3
134. melody club - play me in stereo.mp3
135. Melotron - 03 - Der Kosmonaut.mp3
136. Memorabilia.mp3
137. Men Without Hats - Antarctica.mp3
138. Men Without Hats - I Like.mp3
139. Men Without Hats - I Like.mp3
140. Men Without Hats - The Great Ones Remember.mp3
141. Men Without Hats - The Great Ones Remember.mp3
142. Men Without Hats - The Safety Dance.mp3
143. Men Without Hats - Where Do The Boys Go-.mp3
144. Men Without Hats - Where Do The Boys Go-.mp3
145. New Slips - She Won't Be Home.mp3
146. OMD - Electricity.mp3
147. OMD - Enola Gay.mp3
148. OMD - Tesla Girls.mp3
149. Peach Union - Deep Down Together.mp3
150. Peach Union - On My Own.mp3
151. Peach Union - Sorrow Town (Trouser Enthusiasts Discomedusa Mix).mp3
152. Peach Union - Sorrow Town (Trouser Enthusiasts Radio Mix).mp3
153. Peach Union - Sorrow Town.mp3
154. Pet Shop Boys - A New Life.mp3
155. Pet Shop Boys - A Powerful Friend.mp3
156. Pet Shop Boys - Bubadubadum (Demo).mp3
157. Pet Shop Boys - Discoteca (Trouser Enthusiasts' Adventures Beyond The Stellar Empire Mix).mp3
158. Pet Shop Boys - Domino Dancing.mp3
159. Pet Shop Boys - Euroboy.mp3
160. Pet Shop Boys - Flamboyant.mp3
161. Pet Shop Boys - Forever In Love.mp3
162. Pet Shop Boys - Fugitive (Richard X Extended Mix).mp3
163. Pet Shop Boys - Here (PSB New Extended Mix).mp3
164. pet shop boys - I Wouldn't Normally Do This Kind Of Thing (Extended Nude Remix).mp3
165. Pet Shop Boys - I Wouldn't Normally Do This Kind Of Thing (Seven-Inch Version).mp3
166. Pet Shop Boys - If Looks Could Kill.mp3
167. Pet Shop Boys - In The Night 1995.mp3
168. Pet Shop Boys - In The Night (Remixed by Arthur Baker).mp3
169. Pet Shop Boys - In The Night.mp3
170. Pet Shop Boys - Integral.mp3
171. Pet Shop Boys - KDX 125.mp3
172. Pet Shop Boys - London (Thee Radikal Blaklite Edit).mp3
173. Pet Shop Boys - Love Comes Quickly (Remixed by Shep Pettibone for Mastermix Productions).mp3
174. Pet Shop Boys - Love Comes Quickly.mp3
175. Pet Shop Boys - Music For Boys.mp3
176. Pet Shop Boys - Paninaro (Remixed by Pet Shop Boys and David Jacob).mp3
177. Pet Shop Boys - Paninaro.mp3
178. Pet Shop Boys - Psychological.mp3
179. Pet Shop Boys - Sodom (Trentem?ller Remix).mp3
180. Pet Shop Boys - That's My Impression.mp3
181. Pet Shop Boys - The Resurrectionist (Goetz B. Extended Mix).mp3
182. Pet Shop Boys - The Samurai In Autumn.mp3
183. Pet Shop Boys - Was That What It Was-.mp3
184. Pet Shop Boys - West End Girls.mp3
185. Pet Shop Boys Demo - nightlife.mp3
186. Philtron - When I Needed You.mp3
187. Portland - Let Me Get What I Want (Retaliation Mix).mp3
188. R?yksopp - A Higher Place.mp3
189. R?yksopp - Eple.mp3
190. R?yksopp - Poor Leno.mp3
191. R?yksopp - R?yksopp's Night Out.mp3
192. R?yksopp - So Easy.mp3
193. Saint Etienne - Amateur.mp3
194. Saint Etienne - Burnt Out Car.mp3
195. Saint Etienne - Conchita Martinez.mp3
196. Saint Etienne - Cool Kids Of Death.mp3
197. Saint Etienne - He's On The Phone.mp3
198. Saint Etienne - Language Lab.mp3
199. Saint Etienne - Like A Motorway.mp3
200. Saint Etienne - New Thing.mp3
201. Saint Etienne - Urban Clearway.mp3
202. Sarah Cracknell - Anymore.mp3
203. Sarah Cracknell - How Far.mp3
204. Sarah Cracknell - Penthouse Girl, Basement Boy.mp3
205. Sarah Cracknell - Taking Off For France.mp3
206. Scotch - Disco Band.mp3
207. Siouxsie and The Banshees - Hall Of Mirrors.mp3
208. Siouxsie and The Banshees - This Wheel's On Fire.mp3
209. Sisters Of Mercy - Colours.mp3
210. Sisters Of Mercy - Flood II.mp3
211. Sisters Of Mercy - Temple Of Love (1992).mp3
212. Soft Cell - Darker Times.mp3
213. Soft Cell - Heat.mp3
214. Soft Cell - Le Grand Guignol.mp3
215. Soft Cell - Monoculture.mp3
216. Soft Cell - On An Up.mp3
217. Soft Cell - Sex Dwarf.mp3
218. Soft Cell - Soul Inside.mp3
219. Soft Cell - The Night.mp3
220. Superheroes - I Want To Cry.mp3
221. The Cure - Close To Me (Closer Mix).mp3
222. The Cure - Harold And Joe.mp3
223. the cure - hey you!!!.mp3
224. The Cure - Hot Hot Hot!!!.mp3
225. The Cure - Icing Sugar.mp3
226. The Cure - Pillbox Tales.mp3
227. The Cure - Secrets.mp3
228. The Cure - The Empty World.mp3
229. The Cure - The Upstairs Room.mp3
230. The Cure - The Walk (Everything Mix).mp3
231. The Cure - The Walk.mp3
232. The Cure - To Wish Impossible Things.mp3
233. The Immoderate Past - Do Angels.mp3
234. Yazoo - Bad Connection.mp3
235. Yazoo - Bring Your Love Down (Didn't I).mp3
236. Yazoo - Don't Go.mp3
237. Yazoo - Happy People.mp3
238. Yazoo - Mr. Blue.mp3
239. Yazoo - Nobody's Diary.mp3
240. Yazoo - Only You.mp3
241. Yazoo - Situation (U.S. 12- Remixed By Francois Kevorkian).mp3
242. Yazoo - Too Pieces.mp3
#50
Is there anything older than Stunts that's still alive in this way? I think it's quite an achievement if not. Mainly due to Oliver Kalpen and ?cs Peter, but also the rest of us.

Maybe Civilization has the same age and is still played? But does anyone play Civ 1 these days?
#51
Stunts Chat / Best replay with each car
January 03, 2008, 05:36:14 PM
Let's see if we can agree on a replay canon :) Rules should be that nobody suggests his own replays, and then we discuss to find out. These are only suggestions!

Corvette: Gutix, Z70
ACURA: Alan Rotoi, Z16
Lancia: CTG, Torino (?)
Ferrari: Argammon, Z31
Jaguar: Ayrton Z59


Fill them out!

#52
Stunts Chat / Replays = art?
December 30, 2007, 04:07:37 PM
I've always found a really good replay to give the same satisfaction as a piece of art. The expression of creativity, craftsmanship and perfection in a reasonably aesthetical environment seems to constitute art for me. When watching other people's really good replays, I can feel inspired or thrilled, but it will never be as good as watching my own replays :P  I'm self-centered and love to watch my own replays, provided they are good. Then it gives the same pride and satisfaction as reading something I've written or listening to my songs. Once again, only if it's good. Sometimes, I drive a replay and can then really enjoy watching it, until someone else does a faster replay, and thereby points out mistakes in my replay. Then it has lost its perfection, and its creativity perhaps also fades in the light of the other replay...

How do you feel about this? Are replays art? Is racing artistry?
#53
Chat - Misc / Poetry Fanats 2008
December 30, 2007, 04:01:31 PM

Nothing beats beer and football poetry! Yes that's right, screw football and let's have some real cultural aesthetics here. I'll start by posting one of my favourite poems, by John Keats http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Keats. It's called "Ode To Melancholy":

No, no, go not to Lethe, neither twist
     Wolf's-bane, tight-rooted, for its poisonous wine;
Nor suffer thy pale forehead to be kiss'd
     By nightshade, ruby grape of Proserpine;
Make not your rosary of yew-berries,
     Nor let the beetle, nor the death-moth be
          Your mournful Psyche, nor the downy owl
A partner in your sorrow's mysteries;
     For shade to shade will come too drowsily,
          And drown the wakeful anguish of the soul.


But when the melancholy fit shall fall
     Sudden from heaven like a weeping cloud,
That fosters the droop-headed flowers all,
     And hides the green hill in an April shroud;
Then glut thy sorrow on a morning rose,
     Or on the rainbow of the salt sand-wave,
          Or on the wealth of glob?d peonies;
Or if thy mistress some rich anger shows,
     Emprison her soft hand, and let her rave,
          And feed deep, deep upon her peerless eyes.


She dwells with Beauty -- Beauty that must die;
     And Joy, whose hand is ever at his lips
Bidding adieu; and aching Pleasure nigh,
     Turning to poison while the bee-mouth sips:
Ay, in the very temple of Delight
     Veil'd Melancholy has her sovran shrine,
          Though seen of none save him whose strenuous tongue
     Can burst Joy's grape against his palate fine;
His soul shall taste the sadness of her might,
     And be among her cloudy trophies hung.



Some words:

Lethe = mythical river in the land of the dead, or something like that
wolfsbane, nightshade, yew-berries = poisonous plants
Proserpine = greek death goddess of sorts
#54
Stunts Chat / Stunts WIKI
December 30, 2007, 03:50:18 PM
One thing I really love about this community is how we've almost developed our own language. I think it could be great if we could list all the terms here and maybe make some kind of encyclopedia :)

Some obvious examples are:

R(eplay) H(andling)
Power gear/6th gear
Magic Carpet
Time Hiding

Let's list them all :)
#55
Stunts Chat / The best drivers ever...
December 21, 2007, 09:53:46 AM
1. Renato Biker
2. Gutix
3. Ayrton
4. Argammon
5. Alain
6. Mark L. Rivers
7. CTG
8. Alan Rotoi
9. Bonzai Joe
10. Duplode/Dottore

(drivers like Roy Wiegerinck, Mark Nailwood and CAP were good in their day, but wouldn't survive on today's level)
#56
Stunts Chat / Who would like to see this?
February 01, 2007, 05:17:34 PM
The Stunts World Championship/Super Cup 2007 match:

Zakstunts champion Renato Biker vs ISM Champion Ayrton

I think such a match would be really great!
Then they should battle on 1 track, 1 month, designed by a high-class track-designer in a neutral style + neutral car. As leading time bonus makes no sense with only two pipsqueaks, I suggest a checkpoint system. Leader after each week gets 1 point, and winner at the end gets 3 points. This means that the race can't be won with leading time, but if one person leads on all checkpoints and the other wins at the end, it's a draw, and there will be a playoff of some kind. Only risk is then that if after two checkpoints, both pipsqueaks have been at the lead, the third checkpoint will not matter. But that's not so important...

But who will organize this, and will Renato Biker and Ayrton agree to the race? :)

Just an idea...


#57
I feel this is a bit wrong because I was drunk when I wrote the original poll, and now I'm sober, but anyway...
#58
Chat - Misc / What is important in life?
January 26, 2007, 08:21:15 PM
Fish are still yellow and the idea of tractors is still the penultimate colonel of Neptune's consciousness. Never mind the nuclear meltdowns.
#59
Prediction Games / ZCT71
January 10, 2007, 08:25:48 PM
My predictions:

1. CTG
2. Gutix
3. Dottore
4. Bonzai Joe
5. Chulk
6. Zak McKracken
7. Mark L. Rivers
8. AbuRaf70
9. SuperBrian
10. (unknown newbie)
#60
So, what are your opinions about this track? I think it's very boring, but I guess it's meant to be. It is also a complete novelty of course, which is always interesting. Winning time: 1.47