LIVE RACE RESULTS

[BonzaiJoe]

Here are the results from all the live races at the World Stunts Meeting 2005:

FISSE: (by Akoss Poo for Jaguar(no rules, except that replay handling is not allowed))

1. Bonzai Joe (DEN)    52.10
2. Akoss Poo (HUN)    52.25
3. Zak McKracken (HUN)    53.65
4. Diesel Joe (GER)    55.30
5. Krys TOFF (FRA)    56.25
6. Dinmor (DEN)    1.04.25
7. Aignur (DEN)    1.09.50
8. JTK (GER)    1.10.55

DINMOR: (by JTK for Indy(no rules, except that replay handling is not allowed))

1. Bonzai Joe (DEN)    52.75
2. Akoss Poo (HUN)    52.80
3. Zak McKracken (HUN)    53.25
4. Diesel Joe (GER)    56.05
5. Krys TOFF (FRA)    57.30
6. JTK (GER)    1.06.20
7. Aignur (DEN)    1.07.35
8. Dinmor (DEN)    DNS

OLE: (by Zak for Indy(no rules except that replay handling is not allowed))

1. Akoss Poo (HUN)    48.65
2. Bonzai Joe (DEN)    48.80
3. Diesel Joe (GER)    49.20
4. Zak McKracken (HUN)    49.70
5. Krys TOFF (FRA)    50.70
6. Aignur (DEN)    1.02.05
6. JTK (GER)    1.02.05
8. Dinmor (DEN)    DNS

HUNT01: (by Krys TOFF for Indy. You take the other way than your opponent, and then have to crash into him as quickly as possible (no turning before your ways part). The opponent for this track is Otto)

1. Zak McKracken (HUN)   22.50
2. Akoss Poo (HUN)    22.70
3. Diesel Joe (GER)    22.90
4. Krys TOFF (FRA)    24.30
5-8. Aignur, Bonzai Joe, Dinmor, JTK (DEN, DEN, DEN, GER)    DNS

EGGBOMB: (by Zak for ACURA, rules as follows: "There are five rounds. In each round, every pipsqueak gets one attempt at the track. In the third round, 1% penalty is added to your time, in the second round 2% penalty and in the third round 3%. Your best time (including penalty) counts. Replay handling not allowed.")

Round 1:

JTK: DNF
Krys TOFF: DNF
Zak McKracken: DNF
Akoss Poo: DNF
Bonzai Joe: DNF
Aignur: DNF
Diesel Joe: DNF
Dinmor: DNS

Round 2:

JTK: DNF
Krys TOFF: DNF
Zak McKracken: DNF
Akoss Poo: 1.12.95
Bonzai Joe: 1.10.45
Aignur: 1.34.10
Diesel Joe: 1.12.00

Round 3: (all round 3-5 results are including penalty)

JTK: 1.23.00
Krys TOFF: 1.20.75
Zak McKracken: DNF
Akoss Poo: DNF
Bonzai Joe: DNF
Aignur: 1.30.35
Diesel Joe: DNF

Round 4:

JTK: DNF
Krys TOFF: DNF
Zak McKracken: DNF ("Crashy crashy, crashy Zak McCrashy")
Akoss Poo: DNF
Bonzai Joe: DNF
Aignur: DNF
Diesel Joe: DNF

Round 5:

JTK: DNF
Krys TOFF: DNF
Zak McKracken: 1.08.40
Akoss Poo: 1.11.30
Bonzai Joe: 1.24.35
Aignur: DNF
Diesel Joe: DNF

FINAL STANDINGS (Eggbomb):

1. Zak "The Eggman" McKracken (HUN)    1.08.40
2. Bonzai "Sleepy Salami" Joe (DEN)    1.10.45
3. Akoss "B?FFmachine" Poo (HUN)    1.11.30
4. Diesel "still drinking" Joe (GER)    1.12.00
5. Krys "vicious" TOFF (FRA)    1.21.55
6. JTK "trackmaster" (GER)    1.23.00
7. Aignur "Chili King" (DEN)    1.30.35
8. Dinmor "tableshaker" (DEN)    DNS

HARBOE: (by JTK for Porsche 962, rules the same as last track)

Round 1:

Diesel Joe: 55.50
Aignur: 1.11.20
Bonzai Joe: 1.16.20
Akoss Poo: DNF
Zak McKracken: 58.25
Krys TOFF: DNF
JTK: 1.01.95

Round 2:

Diesel Joe: 54.95
Aignur: DNF
Bonzai Joe: DNF
Akoss Poo: DNF
Zak McKracken: 52.90
Krys TOFF: 1.36.85
JTK: 55.55

Round 3:

Diesel Joe: 55.20
Aignur: 1.10.85
Bonzai Joe: 49.70
Akoss Poo: DNF
Zak McKracken: 50.90
Krys TOFF: DNF
JTK: DNF

Round 4:

Diesel Joe: DNF
Aignur: DNF
Bonzai Joe: 1.07.20
Akoss Poo: 50.20
Zak McKracken: DNF
Krys TOFF: 51.95
JTK: 56.85

Round 5:

Diesel Joe: 50.85
Aignur: DNF
Bonzai Joe: DNF
Akoss Poo: 50.60
Zak McKracken: DNF
Krys TOFF: DNF
JTK: 1.16.75

FINAL STANDINGS (Harboe):

1. Bonzai Joe (DEN)    49.70
2. Akoss Poo (HUN)    50.20
3. Diesel Joe (GER)    50.85 (PALINKA!!)
4. Zak McKracken (HUN)    50.90
5. Krys TOFF (FRA)    51.95
6. JTK (GER)    55.55
7. Dinmor (DEN)    59.85 (raced later)
8. Aignur (DEN)    1.10.85

B?FF!!!: (by Akoss Poo for Audi, rules the same as last track, except you get a piece of chocolate every time you finish (and only when you finish, Krys!!))

Round 1:

Zak McKracken: 1.34.70
JTK: 1.57.65
Krys TOFF: 1.28.25
Bonzai Joe: 1.20.55
Aignur: 1.52.45
Akoss Poo: DNF
Diesel Joe: 1.28.40

Round 2:

Zak McKracken: DNF
JTK: DNF
Krys TOFF: 1.25.45
Bonzai Joe: 1.20.20
Aignur: 1.55.85
Akoss Poo: 1.22.65
Diesel Joe: 1.26.85

Round 3:

Zak McKracken: 1.24.35
JTK: DNF
Krys TOFF: DNF
Bonzai Joe: DNF
Aignur: 1.44.50
Akoss Poo: 1.24.90
Diesel Joe: 1.25.85

Round 4:

Zak McKracken: DNF
JTK: 1.44.40
Krys TOFF: DNF
Bonzai Joe: DNF (the crash on the finish line)
Aignur: 1.42.15
Akoss Poo: DNF
Diesel Joe: 1.25.10

Round 5:

Zak McKracken: DNF
JTK: 1.43.35
Krys TOFF:  1.24.90
Bonzai Joe: 1.19.70
Aignur: 1.41.60
Akoss Poo: 1.28.95
Diesel Joe: DNF

FINAL STANDINGS (B?FF!!!):

1. Bonzai Joe (DEN)    1.19.70
2. Akoss Poo (HUN)    1.22.65
3. Zak McKracken (HUN)    1.24.35
4. Krys TOFF (FRA)    1.24.90
5. Diesel Joe (GER)    1.25.10
6. Aignur (DEN)    1.41.60
7. JTK (GER)    1.43.35
8. Dinmor (DEN)    DNS

---- DINNER ----

P?LINKA: (by Bonzai Joe for Jaguar, rules the same as the last track, except you have to drink a P?linka if you crash three times)

Round 1:

Diesel Joe: DNF
Akoss Poo: DNF
Aignur: 1.35.30
Bonzai Joe: 59.60
Krys TOFF: 1.00.05
JTK: 1.15.80
Zak McKracken: 1.03.45

Round 2:

Diesel Joe: DNF
Akoss Poo: 1.02.35
Aignur: 1.14.60
Bonzai Joe: 56.95
Krys TOFF: DNF
JTK: DNF
Zak McKracken: DNF (?)

Round 3:

Diesel Joe: 1.00.55
Akoss Poo: DNF
Aignur: DNF
Bonzai Joe: 55.00
Krys TOFF: 59.65
JTK: DNF
Zak McKracken: DNF

Round 4:

Diesel Joe: 1.07.95
Akoss Poo: DNF (P?LINKA!!)
Aignur: 1.23.70
Bonzai Joe: DNF
Krys TOFF: DNF
JTK: DNF (P?LINKA!!)
Zak McKracken: 1.00.80

Round 5:

Diesel Joe: 1.04.20
Akoss Poo: 1.02.80
Aignur: DNF
Bonzai Joe: DNF
Krys TOFF: DNF (P?LINKA!!)
JTK: DNF
Zak McKracken: 1.02.50

FINAL STANDINGS (P?linka):

1. Bonzai Joe (DEN)    55.00
2. Krys TOFF (FRA)    59.65
3. Diesel Joe (GER)    1.00.55
4. Zak McKracken (HUN)    1.00.80
5. Akoss Poo (HUN)    1.02.35
6. Dinmor (DEN)    1.14.00 (raced later)
7. Aignur (DEN)    1.14.60
8. JTK (GER)    1.15.80

---- everybody (except Zak) is drunk now ---

OKAY, the rest of the results will be tomorrow. This takes ages and I really have to go to bed, sorry  :oops:

Okay, Akoss.... Here are the rest of the results:

AKOSS-CD: (by JTK for Countach, same rules as last time, but no P?linka for crashers)

Round 1:

Bonzai Joe: DNF
Akoss Poo: 55.15
Zak McKracken: 55.00
Krys TOFF: 1.08.80
Diesel Joe: 56.35
Aignur: 1.35.60
JTK: 58.10

Round 2:

Bonzai Joe: 52.25
Akoss Poo: 52.55
Zak McKracken: DNF
Krys TOFF: 59.30
Diesel Joe: 54.50
Aignur: DNF
JTK: DNF

Round 3:

Bonzai Joe: 52.55
Akoss Poo: DNF
Zak McKracken: DNF
Krys TOFF: DNF
Diesel Joe: DNF
Aignur: DNF
JTK: DNF

Round 4:

Bonzai Joe: DNF
Akoss Poo: DNF
Zak McKracken: DNF
Krys TOFF: DNF
Diesel Joe: DNF
Aignur: DNF (do you believe now that we were drunk?)
JTK: 59.25!

Round 5:

Bonzai Joe: DNF
Akoss Poo: DNF
Zak McKracken: DNF
Krys TOFF: DNF
Diesel Joe: 54.25
Aignur: DNF
JTK: DNF

FINAL STANDINGS (Akoss-CD):

1. Bonzai Joe (DEN)    52.25
2. Akoss Poo (HUN)    52.55
3. Diesel Joe (GER)    54.25
4. Zak McKracken (HUN)    55.00
5. JTK (GER)    58.10
6. Krys TOFF (FRA)    59.30
7. Aignur (DEN)    1.35.60
8. Dinmor (DEN)    DNS

HASS (being a reference to pot smoking, not the german word for hate) (by Diesel Joe for Ferrari, rules the same as last track):

Round 1:

Diesel Joe: 1.13.95
Akoss Poo: DNF
JTK: DNF
Bonzai Joe: 1.18.45
Dinmor: 1.33.55
Krys TOFF: 1.27.85
Zak McKracken: 1.19.15

Round 2:

Diesel Joe: DNF
Akoss Poo: 1.11.65
JTK: DNF
Bonzai Joe: 1.08.60
Dinmor: DNF
Krys TOFF: 1.18.20
Zak McKracken: DNF

Round 3:

Diesel Joe: DNF
Akoss Poo: 1.11.95
JTK: 1.43.45
Bonzai Joe: 1.06.75
Dinmor: 1.38.50
Krys TOFF: DNF
Zak McKracken: 1.20.90

Round 4:

Diesel Joe: DNF
Akoss Poo: DNF
JTK: 1.23.05
Bonzai Joe: DNF
Dinmor: DNF
Krys TOFF: DNF
Zak McKracken: 1.11.05

Round 5:

Diesel Joe: DNF
Akoss Poo: DNF
JTK: DNF
Bonzai Joe: DNF
Dinmor: 1.36.60
Krys TOFF: DNF
Zak McKracken: DNF

FINAL STANDINGS (Hass):

1. Bonzai Joe (DEN)    1.06.75
2. Zak McKracken (HUN)    1.11.05
3. Akoss Poo (HUN)    1.11.65
4. Diesel Joe (GER)    1.13.95
5. Krys TOFF (FRA)    1.18.20
6. JTK (GER)    1.23.05
7. Dinmor (DEN)    1.33.55
8. Aignur (DEN)    DNS

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DIESEL: (by Krys TOFF for Lancia, no rules except that replay handling is not allowed)

1. Akoss Poo (HUN)    53.55
2. Zak McKracken (HUN)    55.05
3. Krys TOFF (FRA)    55.70
4. Bonzai Joe (DEN)    56.40
5. Diesel Joe (GER)    56.80
6. JTK (GER)    1.00.65
7. Aignur (DEN)    1.12.70

JUMPY: (jump over windmills): (by Krys TOFF for Carrera, no rules except that replay handling is not allowed)

1. Akoss Poo (HUN)    52.65
2. Bonzai Joe (DEN)    53.10
3. Zak McKracken (HUN)    53.95
4. JTK (GER)    56.85
5. Krys TOFF (FRA)    57.00
6-8. Aignur, Dinmor, Diesel Joe (DEN, DEN, GER)    DNF

CHATTE: (by Krys TOFF for ?, no rules except replay handling is not allowed)

1. Krys TOFF (FRA)    1.25.25
2-4. Akoss Poo, Diesel Joe, Dinmor (HUN, GER, DEN)    DNF
5-8. Aignur, Bonzai Joe, JTK, Zak McKracken (DEN, DEN, GER, HUN)    DNS


OVERALL STANDINGS: (including: Fisse, Dinmor, Ole, Diesel, EGGBOMB, Harboe, B?FF!!!, P?linka, Akoss CD, Hass. Jumpy and Chatte seem to have been omitted, probably because not all pipsqueaks knew about them)

1. Bonzai Joe (DEN)    64 points
2. Akoss Poo (HUN)    56 points
3. Zak McKracken (HUN)    49 points
4. Diesel Joe (GER)    41 points
5. Krys TOFF (FRA)    34 points
6. JTK (GER)    17 points
7. Aignur (DEN)    11 points
8. Dinmor (DEN)    9 points



MINIGOLF SCORES (I don't quite remember, correct me if I'm wrong:)

1. Krys TOFF (FRA)    34 points
2. Bonzai Joe (DEN)    35 points
3. Akoss Poo (HUN)    43 points
3. Diesel Joe (GER)    43 points
3. Dinmor (DEN)    43 points
6. JTK (GER)    49 points
7. Zak McKracken (HUN)    50 points


That's it! Thanks for the meeting everyone, it was fantastic. See you next year, in..............

[Krys TOFF]

Nice, really nice job.
Keep up the good work, and I hope home cleaning was not too difficult after our departure. :lol:

[Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister]

I'm angry to read all these, because two tracks are missing: Diesel (which was raced by everyone and the results contribute to the overall standings, also missing there) and Jumpy (only raced by 5). Both of these were won by me, so Jacky... please....

[Krys TOFF]

I'm angry to read all these, because two tracks are missing: Diesel (which was raced by everyone and the results contribute to the overall standings, also missing there) and Jumpy (only raced by 5). Both of these were won by me, so Jacky... please....

See all Jacky's post, he said :

OKAY, the rest of the results will be tomorrow. This takes ages and I really have to go to bed, sorry

:wink:

Just give him some time to do it. :-D

[Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister]

Now I can't wait to see all of the results and to save them somewhere on my computer!

[BonzaiJoe]

Look at the first post, it's been edited some days ago

[DieselJoe]

Oh!

Great, thank you very much!

[Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister]

Thanks for the results.

Just 2 things: in the minigolf race, Zak was 6th and JTK 7th.

The second: I can't remember any Hass track, I think Diesel Joe's Ferrari track was called OLEPENIS.

[DieselJoe]

Yeah, somebody renamed it on the paper!
If Ole didn't like the name, I'll agree with another one. Guess he wasn't that satisfied with the previous one.

[JTK]

Yes. it was Ole who changed the the name. He's very keen on his penis and lets not everybody take it as a track... Embarassed

What about the bumper car live races in the Tivoli?  

[DieselJoe]

I hit too many children :oops: