Useless messages - place for maniacs!

[JTK]

Whow - great cars! I really love the design of the 10-wheeled Cadillac.

[dreadnaut]

MINGVA LE VAN FINGVA!

I can imagine it being something rude, but what does it mean?

[Usrin]

A distracted driver plunged his car into a river just 10 minutes after passing his driving test. The dramatic moment the young motorist drove his car into the water was caught on video. The incident took place on Laoping Bridge in the Chinese province of Guizhou.

Read more: https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/03/man-drives-dock-canal-10-minutes-passing-driving-test-12341994/?ito=cbshare

***LINGUISTIC JOKE ALERT***
He was an Unskilled Driver, but now he is a Laoping Warrior!

[afullo]

He escaped safely, otherwise it would have been black humor... or yellow humor, given his ethnicity...

[dreadnaut]

He escaped safely, otherwise it would have been black humor... or yellow humor, given his ethnicity...

:facepalm: that's pretty low, please don't do that.

And it's usually called dark humor

[afullo]

Eheh... of course the scope beyond making falsely racist gags is to show how, indeed, the real racism is stupid

[afullo]

That is phototype VI, technically.

[dreadnaut]

616,92 km

What's this in CTG's signature? Post your interpretation!

[dreadnaut]

Actually, it's the distance completed by bike in 2020 (the same in Akoss Poo's signature).

Ooooh, that's quite good. I'm just above 400km, mostly commuting, but since I'm stuck home the number won't improve for some time

[Overdrijf]

616,92 km

What's this in CTG's signature? Post your interpretation!

The total cumulative amount of more length his previous lovers had expected?

... I was going to post before CTG said something similar himself, but apparently I never clicked post.

... Ah skid it, the comment is still open, I can still click post.

[Overdrijf]

50 yottaparsec. That's my size.

On the topic of ridiculous units, I find it cool that since the speed of light is pretty close to a billion km/h, you can measure walking speeds in nanolights, or nc. The speed of sound is not very close but close enough to a uc, and the kind of speeds you need for interstellar travel can be measured well in mc. All the steps line up with something you can compare your number to. Plus you don't need to go below nano for most everyday discussions, and as a sort of biologist that is my confort zone.

[Cas]

I couldn't understand the poem   But regarding metric units, I'm about 17GÅ tall (17 giga-Ångströms), if my calculations are correct

[Daniel3D]

Isten, áldd meg a magyart

Jó kedvvel, b?séggel,

Nyújts feléje véd? kart,

Ha küzd ellenséggel;

Bal sors akit régen tép,

..........

Megb?nh?dte már e nép

A múltat s jövend?t!

God, bless the Hungarians

In good spirits, in abundance,

Give him protection?  kart,

If you are fighting an enemy;

Left fate tore a long time ago

Bring her a happy year

This people had already grieved

The past and the future!

You brought us up

Carpathian holy wages,

You have won a beautiful homeland

The blood of Bendeguzz.

And where his foams roar

Tisza, Danube,

The heroic fetuses of Árpád

They are flourishing.

We understand the fields of Kunság

You waved a ripe ear,

On the groves of Tokaj

You dropped nectar.

Our flag is often planted

Wild Turkish ramparts,

And he moaned to Matthias's sad army

Vienna is a proud castle.

Hajh, but because of our sins

Anger burned in his chest,

And you struck your lightning bolt

Dörg?  in the sky

Now robber Mongolian arrow

You hummed over us,

Then from Turkish to rabbi

We took it on our shoulders.

How many times did he ring his lips

To the wild people of Ozman

We beat the bones of our war

Victory song!

How many times did your tenf attack?

My beautiful country, on your bosom,

And you became a fetus

Your fetus to ashes!

He hid in the persecuted, s

Sword reached in his cave,

He looked all over him

Your homeland in this country,

It passes into a rent and goes into a valley

Boo s in doubt,

Bleeding at his feet,

And over a sea of ??flames.

There was a castle, now a pile of stones,

Pleasure and joy flew,

Death growl, mourning

It's happening instead.

S ah, freedom does not flourish

From the blood of the dead,

Tears of torturing bondage are falling

Orphans h?  out of sight!

God intends the Hungarian

Who do I vomit,

Give him protection?  kart

Torture at sea.

Left fate tore a long time ago

Bring her a happy year

This people had already grieved

The past and the future!

[Daniel3D]

Gelukkig nieuwjaar

Happy new year,

[Cas]

Ha, ha... I had seen this image before, but it's funny every time I see it. These things show why patents really are an obstacle for technology, not helpful at all.