UnskilledStunts Rapid

[CTG]

Concept of a fast tournament for the best pipsqueaks of USC ever:

Date: April-May 2007

Invitation list:

Former champions

1 Dottore
2 Bonzai Joe
3 Gutix

Former season podiumers

4 Krys Toff
5 Akoss Poo
6 Alain il professore
7 CTG
8 CTG

Race winners

9 Renato Biker
10 Usrin
11 Mingva
12 Dark Chaser

Most active (but not race winner) USC drivers

13 Diesel Joe (18 races)
14 Zak McKracken (15 races)
15 CTG (13 races)
16 Mark L. Rivers (12 races)
17 Werda (12 races)
18 AbuRaf 70 (10 races)

Competition will start at least with 10, maximum with 12 pipsqueaks. The mentioned list means priority too (and will be extended if I can't persuade 10 pipsqueaks).

Group phase

Like in football: pipsqueaks will be cathegorized in groups, due to their priority rankings (2 groups). Everybody will play a match against everybody else in the group. Each races will last for one week. Winner of the matches will earn 2 points, draw means 1 point and loser gets nothing. The best performance of each races will get 1 bonus point. Missing a match would mean -1 point penalty and 2 seconds worse time than the worst in that round.

Sudden death phase

Group winners are qualified automatically to semi-finals. 2nd and 3rd place participate in "quarter-finals" - winners of these matches will fight with the group winners for the final. And of course the winner of semi-finals will play the last match against eachother...

To make it clear (I guess my words were just in mess), here is a model contest:

Priority list (bold letters: accepted invitation):

1 Mark Nailwood
2 Fdrzieva
3 CAP
4 Roy Wiegerinck
5 Tom Israels
6 Tsino
7 Juank23
8 Ben Snel
9 Bismarck
10 Inavoeg
11 Zioalfa
12 Dayan
13 FloFlo81
14 Pershing II
15 Andre Geo
16 Myron
17 Tweety Bird
18 Koenovic

12 pipsqueaks packed in 3 hats (best 4, next 4, last 4)

Both groups will contain 2-2 pipsqueaks from every hats (random)

Group A

Mark Nailwood
Tsino
Bismarck
Zioalfa
Pershing II
Koenovic

Group B

CAP
Roy Wiegeinck
Ben Snel
Inavoeg
Dayan
Myron

Group phase

Round winners

Mark Nailwood (2x)
Tsino
CAP
Inavoeg

Group A

name	Nailwood	Tsino	Bismarck	Zioalfa	Pershing	Koenovic	PTS	+/-	Rank
Nailwood	xxx	+ 1.25	- 0.05	+ 3.50	+ 1.10	+ 10.65	10	+ 16.45	I
Tsino	-1.25	xxx	0.00	+ 5.50	+ 2.30	+ 7.75	8	+ 14.30	II
Bismarck	+ 0.05	0.00	xxx	+ 1.05	- 0.35	+ 11.40	7	+ 12.15	III
Zioalfa	- 3.50	- 5.50	- 1.05	xxx	+ 0.05	+ 2.45	4	- 7.55	V
Pershing	- 1.10	- 2.30	+ 0.35	- 0.05	xxx	+ 8.80	4	+ 5.70	IV
Koenovic	- 10.65	- 7.75	- 11.40	- 2.45	- 8.80	xxx	0	- 41.05	VI

Group B

name	CAP	Roy	Ben Snel	Inavoeg	Dayan	Myron	PTS	+/-	Rank
CAP	xxx	- 2.55	+ 0.15	- 0.50	+ 10.55	+ 7.40	7	+ 15.05	III
Roy	+ 2.55	xxx	+ 0.30	-0.05	+ 6.00	+ 2.95	8	+ 11.75	II
Ben Snel	- 0.15	- 0.30	xxx	+ 2.90	+ 7.95	+ 6.90	6	+ 17.30	IV
Inavoeg	+ 0.50	+0.05	- 2.90	xxx	+ 9.45	+ 3.70	9	+ 10.80	I
Dayan	- 10.55	- 6.00	- 7.95	- 9.45	xxx	0.00	1	- 33.95	VI
Myron	- 7.40	- 2.95	- 6.90	- 3.70	0.00	xxx	1	- 20.95	V

Direct way to semi-final

Mark Nailwood
Inavoeg

Quarter-finals

Tsino	-	CAP	+ 1.35
Roy Wiegerinck	-	Bismarck	+ 2.80

Semi-finals

Mark Nailwood	-	Tsino	+ 3.15
Inavoeg	-	Roy Wiegerinck	- 0.10

Bronze match

Tsino

-

Inavoeg

- 2.25

Final

Mark Nailwood

-

Roy Wiegerinck

- 0.40

[Krys TOFF]

Since the end of IMSA Cup, we need a tournament like that.
Count me in.

[CTG]

Fine! I just talked to Dottore on MSN and he said yes too. It means already 3 pipsqueaks. (On the other hand Akoss Poo said no answer but I guess he won't participate).

[BonzaiJoe]

I'm also in.... Very complicated rules, but as long as you keep score, I guess we're alright

[CTG]

Not that difficult, system is very similar to water polo European Championship...

[CTG]

Design is almost ready... 
(Of course I won't use V?c track and Carrera - I just needed the pics inserted in the table... )

[CTG]

  The usual black design. 

Basic concept is good but I have some idea how to improve it. Do you accept some piece of advice from me?

[CTG]

Tell. Or send.

[CTG]

What about track names? You can suggest any towns from the world. One of them will be Izevsk (Russia) for sure.

[CTG]

Another participant: Werda confirmed his start.

[zaqrack]

will participants race with the Skoda Rapid? (one of my fav cars )

[CTG]

Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooah what a car!!!

[Krys TOFF]

What about track names? You can suggest any towns from the world. One of them will be Izevsk (Russia) for sure.

Why not using dead people names for track names ? Like Anna Nicole Smith or Lolo Ferrari. Dead blonde chicks with false tits are good names for tracks : false huge tits are hills, ass and pussy are tunnels, jump will be done over the mouth and the nose, ...

Edit by CTG: This is a serious topic!

[CTG]

Sorry, I had to. I don't like kidding with dead people even if they were whores.

[CTG]

USR idea frozen, postponed to 2008 (after the 5th season of USC).