Tell a word and Mr T?ff will quote a song

[JTK]

O.k., o.k. - another word for Krys: STUNTS! 

[Krys TOFF]

O.k., o.k. - another word for Krys: STUNTS! 

Well, "Cunning Stunts" is the first thing that come to my mind but it's not a song, it's the name of a video by Metallica.
Then, I thought of "Stunt" album by Barenaked Ladies. Again, just the album name, not a song.

So I had to think more about it, search a few intop rock history and I found this song by Golden Earring. You don't know this band ? Damn, they are even older rock band than Rolling Stones because Rolling Stones started in 1962 while Golden Earring started in 1961 !

Golden Earring - Burning Stuntman (music style is rock of the 60's-70's)

Specialize in danger, I'm from Niagara Falls
And now I sit here waitin'
Like an idiot for your call
Words cannot explain
That rattlesnake in my bones
Guess it's time to face the truth
I stand here licked by love
And in the name of love

I wanna go go go, like a burning stuntman (x4)

I fry exposed to fire of course
Choke up while I'm breathin' smoke
Come on quench the fire inside my soul
I wanna go go go

Slumberin' volcano , about to explode
Puttin' on a smile and then
You're takin' off your clothes
Words cannot explain
My heart's red pepper blue
And my blood goes boilin'
Every time I look at you
I'm in danger, how about you

I wanna go go go, like a burning stuntman (x4)

You fry exposed to fire of course
Like a flame whisperin' to a moth
Come on quench the fire inside my heart

I wanna go go go
Like a burning stuntman
Like a burning stuntman........

Official website : http://www.golden-earring.nl/ (yes, it's a Dutch band).

[CTG]

Hmmmm... let's sing about: beer!

[CTG]

(I wonder when Krys will give up or get bored... )

[Krys TOFF]

Hmmmm... let's sing about: beer!

Easy, and with CTG spirit : South Park - Beer song

Oh,
What is the malted liquer?
What gets you drunker quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans? (beer)
Can't get enough of it, (beer)
How we really love it, (beer)
Makes me think I'm a man, (beer)
I can kiss and hug it, (beer)
But I'd rather chug it, (beer)
Got my belly up to here, (beer)
I could not refuse a, (beer)
I could really use a,
Beer, beer, beer.

Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer.

I can't remember how much I have had,
I drank a twelve pack with my dad, (belch)
That's my son the drunken manly stud,
I'm proud to be his bud,
Here have some pretzels,
No!
I'll call it quits,
Those things give me the schlits.

Drink with your family,
Drink it with your friends,
Drink till you're fat,
Stomach distends,
Beer is liquid bread it's good for you,
We like to drink till we spew,
OOH
Who cares if we get fat,
I'll drink to that,
As we sing once more.

What is the malted liquer,
What gets you drunker quicker,
What comes in bottles or in cans (beer)
Can't get enough of it, (beer)
How we really love it, (beer)
Makes me think I'm a man, (beer)
I can kiss and hug it, (beer)
But I'd rather chug it, (beer)
Got my belly up to here, (beer)
Only I adore it, (beer)
Come on dammit pour it,
Do it for me,
Brew it for me,
Feed it to me,
Speed it to me. (beer)

The most wonderful drink in the world.
Hooray.

(I wonder when Krys will give up or get bored... )

Not now.

[Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister]

New word for Mr. T?ff: cunt!

[Krys TOFF]

New word for Mr. T?ff: cunt!

Easy choice for me to answer such a proposal.
Well, the song doesn't have the word "cunt" in it, but, hey, it's talking about riding cunts.

Prince - Get off (club mix)

How can I put this in a way so as not to offend or unnerve
There's a rumor goin' all round that u ain't been gettin' served
They say that u ain't u know what
In baby who knows how long
It's hard 4 me 2 say what's right
When all I wanna do is wrong

Get off - 23 positions in a 1 night stand
Get off - I'll only call u after if u say I can
Get off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Get off - I u want 2 baby here I am (here I am)

I clocked the jizz from a friend
Of yours named vanessa bet (bet)
She said u told her a fantasy
That got her all wet (wet)
Something about a little box with a
Mirror and a tongue inside
What she told me then got me so hot
I knew that we could slide

Get off - 23 positions in a 1 night stand
Get off - I'll only call u after if u say I can
Get off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Get off - I u want 2 baby here I am (here I am)

Get off (get off)

1 2 3 - nah, little cutie, I ain't drinkin' (get off)
Scope this, I was just thinkin'
U + me, mmm, what a ride
If u was thinkin' the same
We could continue outside (get off)
Lay your pretty body against a parkin' meter
Strip your dress down
Like I was strippin' a peter paul's almond joy
Lemme show u baby Im a talented boy

Everybody grab a body
Pump it like u want somebody

Get off (get off)

So here we-so here we-so here we are, here we are (g-g-get off)
In my paisley crib
Whatcha want 2 eat? ribs
Ha, toy, I don't serve ribs...
U better be happy that dress is still on
I heard the rip when u sat down

Honey them hips is gone
That's alright, I clock 'em that way
Remind me of somethin' james used to say...

I like 'em fat
I like 'em proud
Ya gotta have a mother for me
Now move your big ass round this way
So I can work on that zipper, baby

Tonight, your a star
And I'm the big dipper

(kick it)

(get off)

(get off)

How can I put this in a way so as not to offend or unnerve (get off)
There's a rumor goin' all round that u ain't been gettin' served (get off)
They say that u ain't u know what
In baby who knows how long (get off)
It's hard 4 me 2 say whats right
When all I wanna do is wrong

Get off - 23 positions in a 1 night stand
Get off - I'll only call u after if u say I can
Get off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Get off - I u want 2 baby here I am

Come on

Get off
Get off
Get off
Get off
Get off
Get off
Get off
Get off...

Video : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gmN54CacHk
Enjoy !

[Krys TOFF]

Bakers Pink - Lonely, lonely, lonely (they made only 1 album, but it's one of the best "classic" rock/pop rock I've ever heard. Songs like "Burn out", "Untouched" or "The noose, the flesh and the devil" are really classics for me.)

I found a video of them. Song is "Watercolour" from the same album (of course, cause they made only 1 ).
Not my favorite of the album, but it will give you an idea of the music style : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbGaR8wjnuM

[Krys TOFF]

10.Krys TOFF - Mr.Toff, can you give me a song with the word "Indy"?

Sure, I expected such a request (as for "stunts" request too. )

Lee Henderson - Wholesome Undy (this guy seems a specialist of "car songs", check there)

Hey, Vancouver, in one week
A road-rage orgy in False Creek.
The Molson Indy in our town
Roaring squealing round and round.
Indy No, Undy Yes. The Wholesome Undy is the best.

The Wholesome Undy is so cool;
Organic produce is the fuel.
The Wholesome Undy smells like folks
And no un-wholesome race car smoke.
Indy No, Undy Yes. The Wholesome Undy is the best.

The Wholesome Undy sounds so sweet,
A pedal chorus in your street.
The Wholesome Undy sings along
A little traffic calming song.
Indy No, Undy Yes. The Wholesome Undy is the best.

The Wholesome Undy looks so bright.
The Undy folks can travel light.
The Wholesome Undy looks so smart
With pedal power, life and art.
Indy No, Undy Yes. The Wholesome Undy is the best.

Gaunch is wholesome, ginch is cute
And so's a cyclist's birthday suit.
A teddy's sexy, a thong is hot,
Long Johns cover up a lot.
Indy No, Undy Yes. The Wholesome Undy is the best.

[Mislav]

That's great!! Hahaha 

[CTG]

As I said, Krys is a music box.

27000th message of the Forum.

[Krys TOFF]

no new proposal ?

[Paleke]

Let's see... Pineapple? 

[Krys TOFF]

Let's see... Pineapple? 

Mmmm, no song title comes to my mind right now. I have to remind lyrics talking about fruits...
/KrysTOFF enters memory searching mode

[Krys TOFF]

Got it !
On the 1st album of No doubt, there's a song about food, and pineapple juice is listed :

No Doubt - A little something refreshing

Yeah
I'm hungry
I'm starving
I want some food for my tummy

I want some
pizza coke and ice cream
popcorn cotton candy
marshmallows milkshake and peanuts
would be so great
pies chips candy apples
twinkies frosted flakes
donuts french fries
and some chocolate cake with mustard
cookies avocados pancakes
pineapple juice
whipped cream on some raw meat
that's not all i could eat

I'm hungry
I'm starving
I want some food for my tum...

I want some
honey roasted walnuts
pepperoni slices
pasta and burritos
different kinds of rices
cherries dipped in chocolate
cottage cheese and jelly
colonel sander's chicken
still won't fill my belly
broccoli sticky syrup
churros dipped in sauce
drippy sloppy joes

Then i'm full at last
ahhh ahhh
I'm full at last
Burp.

Listen this funny punky-rock song here (Real Media audio file) : http://boss.streamos.com/real/interscope/nodoubt/audio/nodoubt/alittlesomething.ram