Perfect woman

[zaqrack]

I was escorting a Chinese delegation today, and part o the show was a folk dance ensemble. There I got enlightened, all the girls (cute young ones ) wore no make-up, had  brown on natural red long hair, a good-looking body, and all other criteria exactly matched those defined by Akoss.
So Akoss, my advice is to join a folk ensemble and start dancing - the girls are just your type, and I bet dance ensembles always lack boys! 

[CTG]

-pussy: big, red and wet, hairy of course (not too much hair, but visibly full natural)

Back to future, the pre-historic 70's...

[StuntingHoschte]

some sentences here. that has the stock perfect woman:
1. i am bored, lets shave my pussy
2. i know its a bit thick in the back. but can u do it again?
3. i only drive the car to do a oil swap
4. its ok that u love another woman

[CTG]

some sentences here. that has the stock perfect woman:
1. i am bored, lets shave my pussy
2. i know its a bit thick in the back. but can u do it again?
3. i only drive the car to do a oil swap
4. its ok that u love another woman

LOL, I just discovered this one. This joke exists with at least 10 sentences.

[BonzaiJoe]

It exists with about 25 sentences I think, and most of them are so wrong. Actually, if any girl said any of those four things to me, I would throw her right out of the window immediately.

[CTG]

It exists with about 25 sentences I think, and most of them are so wrong. Actually, if any girl said any of those four things to me, I would throw her right out of the window immediately.

'cause you are fag.

[BonzaiJoe]

No, I just think women can shave their own pussies, I don't have time for that because I have to sit in a sofa and drink beer. Secondly, I would be offended if someone said it's okay I love another woman. She shouldn't talk as if she had any say in that, of course it's okay. And thirdly, I have no idea what an oil swap is, but a woman is never allowed to drive the car, ever!   

[CTG]

No, I just think women can shave their own pussies, I don't have time for that because I have to sit in a sofa and drink beer. Secondly, I would be offended if someone said it's okay I love another woman. She shouldn't talk as if she had any say in that, of course it's okay. And thirdly, I have no idea what an oil swap is, but a woman is never allowed to drive the car, ever!  

Okay. But you are still a fag.

[JTK]

And you're homophobic (as analysed many threads before).

[CTG]

And you're homophobic (as analysed many threads before).

Absolutely.