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Started by BonzaiJoe, August 29, 2009, 03:01:23 PM

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BonzaiJoe

August 29, 2009, 03:01:23 PM
So, a guy walks into a bar. He goes over to the bartender and says "heyy, can I have a beer?". The bartender says "sure", flips him a beer and then casts a weird, prolonged look at the guy, who in turn breaks into a big smile of recognition.

This happened last night!
The guy's name was SuperBrian and the bartender's name was Bonzai Joe.

They then proceeded to serve beers together behind the bar even though they were both total newcomers. After the party ended, they went over to SuperBrian's place and played card drinking games and a little bit of live racing in the morning. They were joined by Pavekiller, a serbian guy and a lithuanian woman sleeping on SuperBrian's floor. Bonzai Joe left them, very sleepy, at 8.30AM.
But we can't be quite sure.

zaqrack

#1
August 29, 2009, 05:32:42 PM
wow  :o

so you are both in Copenhagen now, and you're working as a bartender? cool!

Mingva

#2
August 29, 2009, 05:35:20 PM
No, it just was his dream of the night  :D

BonzaiJoe

#3
August 29, 2009, 07:08:04 PM
It is absolutely true. And the girl was Lithuanian and she lived on SB's floor. But I'm not working as a bartender. It was weird. I was at the party with my old friend from university, who took part in organizing the party. So she worked in the bar, but in the end she was so drunk that I had to cover for her. Suddenly I was all alone there even though I had nothing to do with organizing the event.
But we can't be quite sure.

CTG

#4
August 30, 2009, 11:56:03 AM
Wow, DSM! ;D

JTK

#5
August 30, 2009, 02:32:09 PM
Cool! :-)
When woill we meet in Germany by coincidence?
Vintage Stunts Racing at http://www.kalpen.de

BonzaiJoe

#6
August 30, 2009, 04:17:19 PM
Maybe we will meet on Ærø - you come on one of your sailing holidays, I come there to sit in the middle of nowhere and write a book.
But we can't be quite sure.

zaqrack

#7
August 30, 2009, 07:02:29 PM
Quote from: JTK on August 30, 2009, 02:32:09 PM
Cool! :-)
When woill we meet in Germany by coincidence?

2011, not so coincidentally, family seafood-tour

alanrotoi

#8
August 30, 2009, 10:09:25 PM
Did you say Buenos Aires?  ::)

JTK

#9
September 01, 2009, 11:21:43 AM
Quote from: zaqrack on August 30, 2009, 07:02:29 PM
2011, not so coincidentally, family seafood-tour
Will your dream come true?  :)
Vintage Stunts Racing at http://www.kalpen.de

Duplode

#10
September 03, 2009, 12:43:53 AM
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on August 30, 2009, 04:17:19 PM
Maybe we will meet on Ærø - you come on one of your sailing holidays, I come there to sit in the middle of nowhere and write a book.

Now I'm wondering about which sort of books you write, even if I won't quite understand Danish  :)

CTG

#11
October 03, 2012, 12:50:17 PM
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on August 30, 2009, 04:17:19 PM
I come there to sit in the middle of nowhere and write a book.

Is it ready?

BonzaiJoe

#12
October 03, 2012, 02:29:59 PM
No :-) And I haven't been to Ærø since 2009. It really was nice and quiet there, though. I wonder if SuperBrian ever even read this thread.
But we can't be quite sure.

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