Stunts Movie

[Chulk]

This topic got me thinking... if we were to have a Stunts movie, who would you cast to play every pipsqueak in this community and why?
I haven't thought about anybody yet, but the idea crossed my mind and I wanted to let you know.

[alanrotoi]

I would tape Ayrton in fast foward to know how many hours spent in every track. 

[CTG]

I would tape Ayrton in fast foward to know how many hours spent in every track. 

Eager-beaver... 

I would like to see the movie when Lise played Stunts without clothes.

[Chulk]

I think I didn't make myself clear enough. I meant who would be the actors playing us on the film. For instance, Eddie Murphy could play CTG (remember 'The nutty professor')

[CTG]

Bonzai Joe - Jeff Goldblum



Alain - John Malkovich



Alan Rotoi - Jim Carrey



Diesel Joe - Bob Marley



Krys Toff - C.S. Lee (a.k.a. Masuka )



Usrin - Woody Allen



Duplode - David Krumholtz



Akoss Poo - David Hasselhoff



Lise - Salma Hayek



Zak McKracken - Adrien Brody



Argammon - Danny DeVito



Chulk - Chuck Norris



AbuRaf70 - Sean Connery



CTG - Steve Buscemi

[Chulk]

Bonzai Joe - Jeff Goldblum
Alain - John Malkovich
Alan Rotoi - Jim Carrey
Diesel Joe - Bob Marley
Usrin - Woody Allen
Duplode - David Krumholtz
Akoss Poo - David Hasselhoff
Lise - Salma Hayek
Zak McKracken - Adrien Brody
Argammon - Danny DeVito
Chulk - Chuck Norris
AbuRaf70 - Sean Connery
CTG - Steve Buscemi

Reasons for the cast?

[CTG]

Jeff Goldblum: tall chap with "intellectual" face (as far as I know, he's one of the most intelligent actors in Hollywood)
John Malkovich: kind of characteristic bad guy
Jim Carrey: "funny guy" (I hate his humour) and you cannot know who is behind the mask
Bob Marley: don't step on the grass - smoke it!
C.S. Lee: pervert
Woody Allen: weirdo with excellent jokes (quite a smart one anyway)
David Krumholtz: NUMB3RS, shall I say more?
David Hasselhoff: tall, curly hair, alcoholist
Salma Hayek: check the picture
Adrien Brody: similar face
Danny DeVito: good one for a typical "Internet Strong Guy"
Chuck Norris: don't say you are dissatisfied, else he'll fuckin' kill you with a roundhouse kick
Sean Connery: the doyen
Steve Buscemi: he looks like a psychopath

[Chulk]

Nice!! I had thought about Sean Connery for Aburaf myself too. I agree on Brody-Zak and David-Dup. I thought BJ could be Colin Firth. Tall, intellectual, sophisticated. And Diesel Joe (Still drinking) could be Robert Downey Jr.

[alanrotoi]

Jim Carrey? hahaha i got it from the first time

I prefer Rocco Siffredi. 

[zaqrack]

nice list

[alanrotoi]

Hayek isn't THAT pretty. Just a pair of fake boobs you can find them everywhere.

[Duplode]

Cool list CTG; well-chosen pics of Goldblum and Krumholtz, and adding Masuka was a nice touch 

[BonzaiJoe]

But Salma Hayek's face actually looks a bit like Lise's. Lise has a Spanish ancestor (great-great-grandfather), and she has inherited some of his face-genes.

[alanrotoi]

Anyway I saw Lise's pic and she's far more beautiful than Salma Hayek. Salma it's just a horny icon about mexican or latin girls in United States.

Only in Buenos Aires we have millions of girls more pretty, nice and horny than her for example.

[Chulk]

Also, how about Charlie Sheen playing "Permanent erection" Toff?