I have to share this with you, guys. I was looking up about languages that are not OOP (I hate OOP), languages that I didn't know about. I know the first answer is always C, but C is ambiguous about graphics so this is a problem that goes on forever. Anyway, in a forum, somebody had asked this same question and I started reading and somebody else just replied by posting these lyrics:
While I disagree about C being good for graphics, these lyrics are just genius!
Code Select
When I find my code in tons of trouble
Friends and colleagues come to me
Speaking words of wisdom
Write in C
As the deadline fast approaches
And bugs are all I can see
Somewhere someone whispers
Write in C
Write in C, write in C
Write in C, write in C
LISP is dead and buried
Write in C
I used to write a lot of FORTRAN
For science it worked flawlessly
Try using it for graphics
Write in C
If you just spent nearly 30 hours
Debugging some assembly
Soon you'll be glad to
Write in C
Write in C, write in C
Write in C, yeah, write in C
Only wimps use BASIC
Write in C
Write in C, write in C
Write in C, write in C
Pascal won't quite cut it
Write in C
Write in C, write in C
Write in C, write in C
Don't even mention COBOL
Write in C
And when the screen is fuzzing
And the editor is bugging me
I'm sick of ones and zeroes
Write in C
A thousand people swear that
TP7 is the one for me
I hate the word "procedure"
Write in C
Write in C, write in C
Write in C, write in C
PL/1 is '80s
Write in C
Write in C, write in C
Write in C, write in C
The government loves Ada
Write in C
