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Started by CTG, May 30, 2005, 05:44:16 PM

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Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister

Yes, I would also like to sink in the unexplored world of Croatian beers. By the way, do you know Hungarian beers, Mislav? :D There are some really good ones! :D Yes, Zagreb is not too far away from Budapest, but that means Budapest is not too far away from Zagreb! :D If you understand what I wanted to say with this! :D
I'm just whispering to your ears: next meeting will take place in Hungary! :) And everybody from here is welcomed I guess! :)

About Croatian beach: I heard that it is very expensive! And the naked girls don't make it more attractive: bitches can be found everywhere. Girls are bitches without exception who are ready to appear naked on the beach. And only one part of my body is interested in them: that is called my dick. But my dick doesn't work all the time, maybe only a few times a week, and since my other body parts (heart, eyes, brain etc.) work all the time, I would rather prefer normal girls.

The best places to swim and recreation are smaller lakes, with some people visiting them. If the place is not so popular, bitches will avoid going there. In a crowded place, it's impossible to meet new people. If there's nobody, it's again the same. If there's some people, maybe we can get acquainted with them - and that's good. And small lakes are usually visited by normal people. You can put up your tents here, you can grill your bacon, cook a tasty gulasch, drink red wine, sing loud at night from it, play cards, watch the stars, feel that you are really yourself... oh I'm going to stop speaking about it, because it's almost winter, and it's impossible to have such a great party now...

B?FF! :D
HAJRÁ, VEGYÉSZ!!!

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zaqrack

ok this is my first real contribution to the beer topic :)

As this month I'm working in the pub, I get better at beer tapping day by day ;)

Mislav

Hahaha, free beer then, if you work in a pub Zak.....that's good! And Akoss, yes, I understand you, but I didn't say naked bitches, just naked girls, I meant in a bikini... And Croatia became more expensive unfortunately in the last years, maybe because it's getting more and more popular as destination since the war ended. National Geographic just voted Croatia as Nr.1 destination in the world for the season 2006!! For such a small country it's very good comercial, so we are very proud:) But there are still many lonely places on the coast, Croatia has over 1000 islands, and only 66 are with population. Sorry if I sound commercial, I have to present my small country, there are still many people who don't even know where or what is Croatia, and that Yugoslavia is history:) Next Stunts meeting in Budapest...Hmmm, sounds good to me, let's see... And I heard about some Hungarian beers, but never tried some. Can you send me some over;) I have to go to sleep now...bye!

Mislav

But first, I'll have some sandwich with Hungarian salami...
mmmmmhh.....:-)

Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister

Between Hungarian beers, Dreher is the best in my opinion, and you can get it almost everywhere in Hungary. Borsodi is the best cheap beer (the lowest cost quality beer - or the highest cost non-quality beer, it's the matter of opinion. It is produced approximately 50 kms from my hometown! :) If you come to Hungary next summer to the stunts meeting, you will definitely taste both of them! :) Yes, Hungary is very famous for their salami, Bonzai Joe and JTK likes it very very much. :D It is one of our best trademarks! :) Don't forget to taste gulasch, p?linka either! And of course it will be remembered also when you taste Zak's delicious chilli beans! ;)

Girls with bikini are okay (depending on bikini), but of course I prefer conventional swimsuit to bikinis.
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Usrin

Quote from: Akoss PooGirls with bikini are okay (depending on bikini), but of course I prefer conventional swimsuit to bikinis.
I'd rather say it depends especially on the girl! I see many fat bitches every summer who should rather avoid wearing bikini, or lose at least 10-20 kgs... If I see such a girl, I'm sure that she is a Helen - she doesn't even try to look nice and really feminine, she knows that she isn't aesthetic in that way, and only tries to act on men's instincts (and even not on our sense of beauty) with showing almost everything on her...
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CTG

Back to beer: I'll finally visit Slovakia this weekend and bring Tatran or any quality beer. Krusovice will be retested, because I recognized the one I tried was a low alcohol level dark beer (3.8%, but the taste was quite OK). I saw a more concentrated version in CBA (5,0 or 5,2%), I'll try it soon.

zaqrack

Mislav I was in Croatia (Rovinj) last summer, and liked it very much though it was extremely crowded. OK I know it's one of the most crowded areas, but I couldnt help my mother's choice :)
There are many people, thats not such a big problem, prices are now European - well thats how life goes.  But the sea is unforgettable, as I dont like swimming too much, but snorkeling is a great adventure :)
What I couldnt bear was the heat. I have nordish blood in my veins, and I was suffering there in late july :)
What I'd like to visit in detail was the area covered with mountains. It looked much more beautiful to me, and just perfect for a bike tour.
One of my favourite countries is Slovenia, so maybe I'll organize a Croatia-Slovenia bike trip with my girlfriend some year later when we'll be more experienced in longer tours :)

Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister

Quote from: CTGConventional swimsuit sux. Bikini is one of the biggest invention of the 20th century. Easy wear, very attractive and it shows the main parts of girls what I'm interested in.  :lol:

Bikini to every young women under BMI 22!  :-D

CTG, you are contradicting your words you said yesterday to me! This is disgusting!  :smt078
You said pina is far the most important on a girl, and that you are not really interested in tits (bikini on a girl is for boasting about tits), there are some things on her which are more exciting on them. And now you are saying it shows the main parts of girls. It doesn't show you the pina, and doesn't show more anything really exciting than tits - the body part which is not really important and exciting for you. You only like bitchish and fashionable things on a girl (for example varnished nails).

Quote from: UsrinI'd rather say it depends especially on the girl! I see many fat bitches every summer who should rather avoid wearing bikini, or lose at least 10-20 kgs... If I see such a girl, I'm sure that she is a Helen - she doesn't even try to look nice and really feminine, she knows that she isn't aesthetic in that way, and only tries to act on men's instincts (and even not on our sense of beauty) with showing almost everything on her...

Usrin, I disagree with you: in your opinion, why is bikini only for attractive (it would mean thin or average build this time) girls? They have a lot of concern with their weight and build, they are not proud of it, they only want the men to concentrate on the favourable body parts on them, and not on the ugly parts. This is more understandable than when a nice girl does it. Nice girls wouldn't need showing their tits, they are nice in clothes or conventional swimsuit as well. They are only doing this
1.) by fashion :smt078
2.) because they are bitches :smt078
1+2.) because it's fashion to be a Helen! :smt078 :smt078 :smt078

It is like make-up: ugly girls trying to look nice, nice girls do it by fashion and because most of them are bitches. And it only marrs their face...
HAJRÁ, VEGYÉSZ!!!

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Usrin

Akoss Poo: I think bikini is not only about tits. You can know that I don't like girls with huge tits: even if most guys go crazy on them, for me that's no more than a way of fatness. But bikini can look very nice even on girls with bust size below 90 cms, if they've good-shaped body. Well, their shape would be also visible through a conventional swimsuit, but if I want to admire a girl's shape (because it's a part of her beauty and feminineness, and not only a thing that gives me erection, like Borsodi Beer - wheee, that's not an offtopic post! :P), seeing her body directly is much more natural than seeing a swimsuit clinging on it... And as I can imagine, bikini is much more comfortable for a girl. (Would you like to wear something fully covering your body while swimming, sunning, etc.? And don't you think you would say the same if you'd been born as a girl?)
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Usrin

I've just tried a beer I haven't seen before. Does anybody know Cheers Beer? It's an Austrian canned beer, sold in Plus?, for 99 HUF. I gave it 5/10 - it's the best among these cheap imported canned beers, but nothing more... (Well, its alcohol content is 5,2%, which is very high in this category!)
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Usrin

Quote from: NavrasUsrin, I'll add my beer rankings too. Sooner or later :D
I'm waiting for it!!!
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Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister

Quote from: UsrinAkoss Poo: I think bikini is not only about tits. You can know that I don't like girls with huge tits: even if most guys go crazy on them, for me that's no more than a way of fatness. But bikini can look very nice even on girls with bust size below 90 cms, if they've good-shaped body. Well, their shape would be also visible through a conventional swimsuit, but if I want to admire a girl's shape (because it's a part of her beauty and feminineness, and not only a thing that gives me erection, like Borsodi Beer - wheee, that's not an offtopic post! :P), seeing her body directly is much more natural than seeing a swimsuit clinging on it... And as I can imagine, bikini is much more comfortable for a girl. (Would you like to wear something fully covering your body while swimming, sunning, etc.? And don't you think you would say the same if you'd been born as a girl?)

Maybe yes, it is not about tits - but for girls, it is, and they wear it just to show their tits. A great evidence to it is that between shy girls, the percentage of wearing the conventional swimsuit is much much higher than between the non-shy ones, even if they have a beautiful body (being shy is not in connection with good body shapes). So we have to think with the girls' (small) brain: let's show our tits, wear a bikini - boys will like us because of it.
About fully covering your body: Ian Thorpe is swimming in a swimsuit which absolutely covering his body (inc. his legs, arms), only his face look out of it. And still he likes to swim in it, and he is a great champion. A conventional swimsuit is only covering one's body, but not her legs or arms. And if a body part is covered with a swimsuit, it's still not insulated from getting wet, so the girls can still enjoy being in the water.
So, bikini can be considered as a more practical swimsuit (I disagree with it, moreover, bikini is not a swimsuit, it is for those bitches who like lying in the sun), but girls are wearing it to boast about their body.

The last thing: you can admire a girl's beautiful body if you pick her up. Normal girls show their body only in this case. Otherwise, you can only keep your eyes peeled - the fate of losers... (like me, except for Laura)
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Usrin

Well, I don't think that Ian Thorpe would ever wear his racing swimsuit on a beach... :D
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Usrin

Quote from: Akoss PooSo we have to think with the girls' (small) brain: let's show our tits, wear a bikini - boys will like us because of it.
Those stupid girls can think what they want - I'm absolutely not interested at they as long as there are some exceptions. Fortunately there are. :)
And well, a swimsuit covering your body can be good in the water, especially if you want to swim fast - but when you come out, you can't dry so easily. And when finally you're dry, I think it's not too good to wear anything clinging tightly on your body in sunshine and 40 degrees...
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