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Started by CTG, September 09, 2005, 01:47:57 PM

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win ZakStunts 2011
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Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister

Dog topic is gayish, as CTG said earlier on msn. Open a new topic for it.
Chürműű! :-)

3340.48 km

Chulk

Quote from: CTG on January 26, 2009, 12:38:36 AM
What about "doggy position" in sex? ;D
Doggy style... every man loves it, most girls hate it. At least as far ass I know. ;D
Yes, it is me. No, I'm not back at racing (for now...)

lised

Quote from: Chulk on January 26, 2009, 03:36:49 AM
Quote from: CTG on January 26, 2009, 12:38:36 AM
What about "doggy position" in sex? ;D
Doggy style... every man loves it, most girls hate it. At least as far ass I know. ;D

Well...ehm...you don't know then  :-X :)

Chulk

Quote from: lised on January 26, 2009, 08:55:10 AM
Quote from: Chulk on January 26, 2009, 03:36:49 AM
Quote from: CTG on January 26, 2009, 12:38:36 AM
What about "doggy position" in sex? ;D
Doggy style... every man loves it, most girls hate it. At least as far ass I know. ;D

Well...ehm...you don't know then  :-X :)
I said "most" not "all". But maybe you are right...

Quote from: CTG on January 26, 2009, 10:42:18 AM
Quote from: lised on January 26, 2009, 08:55:10 AM
Quote from: Chulk on January 26, 2009, 03:36:49 AM
Quote from: CTG on January 26, 2009, 12:38:36 AM
What about "doggy position" in sex? ;D
Doggy style... every man loves it, most girls hate it. At least as far ass I know. ;D

Well...ehm...you don't know then  :-X :)

"Let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel..." ;D
LOL!  ;D ;D ;D
Yes, it is me. No, I'm not back at racing (for now...)

zaqrack

Quote from: Chulk on January 26, 2009, 03:36:49 AM
Doggy style... every man loves it, most girls hate it.

And for some girls it's the favorite one ;)

Chulk

Quote from: zaqrack on January 27, 2009, 09:22:44 PM
Quote from: Chulk on January 26, 2009, 03:36:49 AM
Doggy style... every man loves it, most girls hate it.

And for some girls it's the favorite one ;)
I didn't mean "exactly" doggy style... look closer at the "mistiped" letter in my original message to see what I meant...
Yes, it is me. No, I'm not back at racing (for now...)

Krys TOFF

Quote from: Chulk on January 28, 2009, 04:23:48 AM
Quote from: zaqrack on January 27, 2009, 09:22:44 PM
Quote from: Chulk on January 26, 2009, 03:36:49 AM
Doggy style... every man loves it, most girls hate it.

And for some girls it's the favorite one ;)
I didn't mean "exactly" doggy style... look closer at the "mistiped" letter in my original message to see what I meant...
I understood what you meant, and it reminds me of a song from the Happy Mondays : Bob's yer uncle (band is more known for songs like Kinky Afro or Step on, but my favorite is Bob's yer uncle ;D)

What do you want to hear when we're making love
What do you want to hear when we're making love
Can I take you from behind and hold you in my arms
What do you want to hear when we're making love
Can I take you from behind and feel you in my heart
What do we need to re-live to bring us close

Why don't you do it to me
Why don't you do those things to me
Why don't you do it to me
Why don't you do those things to me

Four fall in a bed, three giving head, one getting wet
Four fall in a bed, three giving head, one getting wet

What do you want to hear when we're making love
Can I hold you from behind and tell you that it's me
Why don't you do it to me
Why don't you do those things to me
Why don't you do it to me
Why don't you do those things to me

The love drug is a bug that cuts us both uo
Why don't you do those things to me
Why don't you do it of me, why don't you do those things to me
What can I say to you when we're making love
I could take you from behind and make you live

What do you need me to say when we're making love
I can take you from behind and then I'll forgive

Why don't you do it to me
Why don't you do those things to me
Why don't you do it to me
Why don't you do those things to me

Chulk

Quote from: CTG on February 03, 2009, 01:30:49 PM
Hungary has a shape of fried meat... ;D


Nice! Now I dare you find one with Argentina shape!
Yes, it is me. No, I'm not back at racing (for now...)

JTK

Vintage Stunts Racing at http://www.kalpen.de

Krys TOFF


JTK

Vintage Stunts Racing at http://www.kalpen.de

Krys TOFF

Quote from: JTK on February 13, 2009, 09:14:42 AM
Lucky day! Yeah!
Sure, the 3rd track of Kalpen 2007 will be offcially published today. :D It will, won't it JTK ? ;D

zaqrack

Quote from: JTK on February 13, 2009, 09:14:42 AM
Lucky day! Yeah!

yes, absolutely lucky! Our boss is so afraid of friday 13's, that he never leaves his home on these days. Lucky for us :)

Chulk

Weeehhh! Just had a Pancake with 'Dulce de Leche', for good luck!
Yes, it is me. No, I'm not back at racing (for now...)

Krys TOFF

Quote from: zaqrack on February 13, 2009, 10:50:09 AM
Quote from: JTK on February 13, 2009, 09:14:42 AM
Lucky day! Yeah!

yes, absolutely lucky! Our boss is so afraid of friday 13's, that he never leaves his home on these days. Lucky for us :)
Another friday 13th will be in March, you'll get another lucky day without boss next month then. ;D
Stupid thing to be superstitious and believe that a date means luck or not in my opinion anyway. If your destiny is to die today, then it will happen, whether it's friday 13th or any other date.