High heeled shoes a.k.a. picsacipö

[Krys TOFF]

there's only one place, only one man will get a job there. I will get the information about this in 2-3 weeks.

Fingers crossed for you Akoss. Let's hope you'll get the job.
In case you get it, you will be allowed to sing Queen's song :
Queen - Gimme the prize (end of the song)
"I am the one, the only one
I am the God of kingdom come, gimme the prize
(background voice) There can be only one !"

[Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister]

Thanks Krys! It would be a great job for me. If I don't get this, I will have to do a shitty job (till I don't have a good one).

[CTG]

I hope you will have a great job at a farm, like shoveling hen crap.

[CTG]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaLkmWaPQBQ

The best high heels accident EVER! (I hope nobody else linked it in the past)

[BonzaiJoe]

Reviving a thread after exactly one week... Coincidence or not?

[CTG]

Reviving a thread after exactly one week... Coincidence or not?

It was a long week I guess...

[Krys TOFF]

Reviving a thread after exactly one week... Coincidence or not?

Not 1 week, 1 year.

[BonzaiJoe]

  Right now I'm suspecting Zak of having ddddmdade a week => year substitution

[zaqrack]

  Right now I'm suspecting Zak of having ddddmdade a week => year substitution

no, but thanks for the tip

[Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister]

Have I ever told you that all the women who ever put on a high heeled shoes on her legs in the past one year, is a Helen? Almost all the women are bitches. That's sad but true. And all the geek dumbass asslicking gayish men are looking for that kinda woman... some gay dicks also like muscular women... what's happening? Women will become men, men will become women? What's this?! Think a bit, you, bitches and gay people! MALE POWER, REAL WORLD!!! F*CK, I'M DRUNKEN... but what I'm saying, is right... BÖFF!!! 

[Chulk]

Have I ever told you that all the women who ever put on a high heeled shoes on her legs in the past one year, is a Helen? Almost all the women are bitches. That's sad but true. And all the geek dumbass asslicking gayish men are looking for that kinda woman... some gay dicks also like muscular women... what's happening? Women will become men, men will become women? What's this?! Think a bit, you, bitches and gay people! MALE POWER, REAL WORLD!!! F*CK, I'M DRUNKEN... but what I'm saying, is right... BÖFF!!! 

Boys in the girls room
Girls in the men's room
You free your mind in your androgyny
Boys in the parlour
They're getting harder
...

[Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister]

LOL I didn't remember putting this post to the forum!  I was really drunken! BÖFF!!!

[zaqrack]

Boys in the girls room
Girls in the men's room
You free your mind in your androgyny
Boys in the parlour
They're getting harder
...

Girls who are boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like theyre girls
Who do girls like theyre boys
Always should be someone you really love

Blur - Girls & Boys

[Krys TOFF]

Boys in the girls room
Girls in the men's room
You free your mind in your androgyny
Boys in the parlour
They're getting harder
...

Girls who are boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like theyre girls
Who do girls like theyre boys
Always should be someone you really love

Blur - Girls & Boys

Mmmmm, not really. I prefer that :
She is waiting to kiss my hand
But she will wait for my command
My chains and collar brought her to her knees
She now is free to please

Woman, be my slave
That's your reason to live
Woman, be my slave
The greatest gift I can give
Woman, be my slave

Before her surrender she had no life
Now she's a slave, not a wife
Her only sorrow is for women who live with lies
She's taken off her disguise

Woman, be my slave
That's your reason to live
Woman, be my slave
The greatest gift I can give
Woman, be my slave

Your body belongs to me
Woman, come here
Remove your garments
Kneel before me
Please me

Woman, be my slave
That's your reason to live
Woman, be my slave
The greatest gift I can give
Woman, be my slave

Manowar - Pleasure slave

[BonzaiJoe]

Marc Almond - The Slave  (original lyrics: weird French guy)

In a Byzantine harem

Where, seeking paradise,

I'd disguised myself as a dog,

A slave told me:



Me, I'd like heavy pearls

Enamelled black pearls

To be dumb, and almost deaf

So that you'd soothe me with words

Words which resemble the sea

Words that one sees through

Words of bitterness and love

Tender words, severe words



Me, I'd like crowded rooms

Where stretched out naked on all fours

Encircled by dogs and chains

Tasting mysterious liquors



Drinks of life and drinks of death

Cups filled to the brim

I place my moist and eager lips

On the kneeling stools therein



Me I'd like a black slave

With the white teeth, strong and cruel

Who'd split my shackles wide

And who'll take me to the sky



In the damp languor of evening

Me all white, and he all black

He'd bite my body, sliding

With a serpent slow...attack



Me, I'd like to be a young woman

Behind glass and iron bars

As pleasure takes my every breath

Until sleep, until death



Beneath my purple-blue eyelids

You know, I have only one thought

To be a woman, yes, it's true

To be a real woman



God.....please...please