Tell a word and Mr T?ff will quote a song

[Krys TOFF]

Ah let's see a radical one: sing something about Rudolf Hess. I wonder if you will find that Hungarian antifacist punk song or not...

Rudolf Hess... One thing comes to my mind : Joy Division made a song in which they tell the numbers he had as a prisoner after the WW2.
But I'll search if I can find something else. Hungarian punk song, damn, it will be hard for me to find it.

[Krys TOFF]

Joy Division - Warsaw (the song I talked about in my previous post, I didn't remember the name but found it back quickly)

3, 5, 0, 1, 2, 5, Go!

I was there in the back stage,
When first light came around.
I grew up like a changeling,
To win the first time around.
I can see all the weakness.
I can pick all the faults.
Well I concede all the faith tests,
Just to stick in your throats.

31G, 31G, 31G

I hung around in your soundtrack,
To mirror all that you've done,
To find the right side of reason,
To kill the three lies for one,
I can see all the cold facts.
I can see through your eyes.
All this talk made no contact.
No matter how hard we tried.

31G, 31G, 31G

I can still hear the footsteps.
I can see only walls.
I slid into your man-traps,

With no hearing at all.
I just see contradiction,
Had to give up the fight,
Just to live in the past tense,
To make believe you were right.

31G, 31G, 31G

3, 5, 0, 1, 2, 5

350125-31G is Rudolf Hess number as a prisoner.

There's also a song named "Rudolf Hess" in Swedish language from band Pluton Svea. I won't publish here the lyrics as I don't understand what is said in this song. It seems this Swedish band has/had numerous songs talking about nazis and I don't want to take the risk to post here a neo-nazi song.

Sorry, I didn't found the Hungarian song you talked about CTG...

[CTG]

H?tk?znaPI CSAl?d?sok : Rudolf Hess

8 ?ve m?r a pokol az otthonod
A dics? m?ltad f?nye is megkopott
Spandau mag?nya marta a lelkedet
De sajnos egy f?reg jutalma csak ez lehet

Boldogan ?lt?l akkort?jt,
Hal?lt leheltek a g?zkamr?k,
Nem sejtetted el?re m?g,
Hogy a sitten v?gzed, rohad?k

Hossz? id?n ?t kellett hallanom,
Hogy kopaszok cs?sztak-m?sztak a s?rodon
Milyen meghat? lehetett, k?pzelem
Sz?ke k?kszem? ?rja faszfejek egy helyen

Rend ?s h?s?g, vasfegyelem
Nincs irgalom, nincs kegyelem
?ljen a F?hrer! ?ljen a P?rt!
Sirass?tok a v?n patk?nyt

N?zem a t?v?t, ez m?r egy gy?ny?r? ?v
Az ?j l?tv?ny k?rp?tol minden?rt
nincs "Sieg Heil", id?n vir?g se lesz
Csak a kuty?k hugyuznak a s?rodon, Rudolf Hess!

A k?t szemem v?gre csod?t l?t:
Veri a n?ci a fasiszt?t,
rend?r ?li a skinheadet,
jaj mindj?rt el?lvezek!

[Paleke]

Let's see... WRC is in my town this weekend, so... let's find a song about Rally!

[CTG]

I'll do a raw translation about the Rudolf Hess song soon.

[Krys TOFF]

Ooops ! I forgot to search a song about rally (damn, too bad Loeb had to give up in the last day of Italian rally while he was leading by more than 30 seconds before Gronholm).

Anyway, here are full lyrics I quoted in Gyongyos track (USC) topic :

Tom Petty - Learning to fly

Well I started out down a dirty road
Started out all alone
And the sun went down as I crossed the hill
The town lit up the world got still

I'm learning to fly
But I ain't got wings
Coming down
Is the hardest thing

Well the good old days may not return
And the rocks might melt, and the sea may burn

I'm learning to fly
But I ain't got wings
Coming down
Is the hardest thing

Well, some say life will beat you down
Break your heart, steal your crown
So I started out for God knows where
But I guess I'll know when I get there

I'm learning to fly
Around the clouds
But what goes up
Must come down

I'm learning to fly
But I ain't got wings
Coming down
Is the hardest thing

I'm learning to fly
Around the clouds
But what goes up
Must come down

I'm learning to fly
I'm learning to fly

[JTK]

I want a song with the words "Porsche" and "March".

[Krys TOFF]

Let's see... WRC is in my town this weekend, so... let's find a song about Rally!

WEIRD "AL" YANKOVIC (you know, the guy making parodies of M. Jackson, Madonna, Nirvana, ...) - Take Me Down

Someday I'm gonna pack up
And then I'm goin' back up
To that place where sentimental feelings arouse

Where the grass is so green
And the air is so clean
That when the wind is right you can even smell the cows

Take me down (take me down)
To that good old SLO town
Where time shifts into neutral
And idles away

Take me down (take me down)
To that good old SLO town
I've got to get back
To that city today

If you're new in town
Then you'll wanna look around
But you don't know where to begin
Well, there's Bubble Gum Alley
And the local car rally
Not to mention the toilets at Madonna Inn

Take me down (take me down)
To that good old SLO town
Where time shifts into neutral
And idles away

Take me down (take me down)
To that good old SLO town
I've got to get back
To that city today

It's not much of a hassle
To drive up to Hearst's Castle
And it's not too far from Pismo Beach or Morro Rock

You can visit downtown at your leisure
Because for your shopping pleasure
The stores never close down until five o'clock

Take me down (take me down)
To that good old SLO town
Where time shifts into neutral
And idles away

Take me down (take me down)
To that good old SLO town
I've got to get back
To that city today

Take me down (take me down)
To that good old SLO town
Where time shifts into neutral
And idles away

Take me down (take me down)
To that good old SLO town
I've got to get back
To that city today

[Krys TOFF]

I want a song with the words "Porsche" and "March".

Song with Porsche is easy to find, but with "March" also... Damn. I'll search but nothing comes to my mind.

[CTG]

Roiboos? I wonder if you can find any songs...

[Krys TOFF]

Roiboos? I wonder if you can find any songs...

I suppose you mean rooibos, not roiboos. The plant which latin name is Aspalathus linearis and that is sometimes added with tea for infusion.

So, let's say that any "tea" song will fit.

Of course, the 1st tea song I think is "tea for two", but to be honest I prefer to hear Nirvana's Pennyroyal Tea.

I'm on my time with everyone
I have very bad posture

Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea
Distill the life that's inside of me
Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea
I'm anemic royalty

Give me a Leonard Cohen afterworld
So I can sigh enternally

I'm so tired I can't sleep
I'm anemic royalty
I'm a liar and a thief
I'm anemic royalty

I'm on warm milk and laxatives
Cherry-flavored antacids

Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea
Distill the life that's inside of me
I'm anemic royalty
I'm anemic royalty

[CTG]

Yes I was wrong but you knew it.

[Krys TOFF]

Yes I was wrong but you knew it.

I know everything. I am omniscient. Call me GOD !!!

[Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister]

next word: anus

[Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister]

Oh damn, before Mr. Töff will tell us a song about "anus", a great song leapt to my mind. Here you are:



SANATORIUM: Oral fistf*ck (2004)


I force my fist into your mouth, suck my fingers one by one
Teeth are breaking as I twist, always a big mouthed Helen
A gurgling sound is heard, now what have we learned?
Be careful for what you wish for, or
I will give you some more...

Oral fistf*ck...

Proceed down in your throat, fingers are ripping out your tongue
You feel like vomiting , but my hands stops you from doing it
Blood is running from your lips, I give you a warm and gentle kiss
Hot and sticky in the halls of flesh, I will give so much deserving death...

Down in the ribcage, it's getting hard for you to struggle
I touch your beating heart with my cold hands of pleasure
I get so horny, so I jam my arm into your stomach