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BonzaiJoe

#30
October 20, 2008, 08:33:23 PM

AbuRaf70: "Time Hiding"

SuperBrian: "Perfect Shifting - The Complex Art of Manual Transmission"

Ayrton: "My ZS2008 Nightmares"
But we can't be quite sure.

CTG

#31
October 20, 2008, 09:21:12 PM
Quote from: CTG on September 11, 2007, 03:31:13 PM
Super Brian - Shifting techniques

Quote from: BonzaiJoe on October 20, 2008, 08:33:23 PM
SuperBrian: "Perfect Shifting - The Complex Art of Manual Transmission"

Similar but I like the extended version... ;D

dstien

#32
October 20, 2008, 09:52:19 PM
Kevin Pickell - "High precision collision detection using integer arithmetics - A hands-on approach"
Zak - "The case for permanent settlement"
Krys TOFF - "The sophisticated world of contemporary pop music"
Duplode - "The ultimate guide to modern mainstream programming languages"
CTG - "Modelling vehicles from a free market era"
dstien - "Confident mingling in an alien on-line community"

CTG

#33
October 20, 2008, 10:45:08 PM
Quote from: dstien on October 20, 2008, 09:52:19 PM
CTG - "Modelling vehicles from a free market era"

;D

Especially if I tell you my secret plans with Kamaz truck and Ikarus bus... ;D

CTG

#34
October 21, 2008, 01:42:07 PM Last Edit: October 21, 2008, 01:43:47 PM by CTG
Krys Toff -  Experiences at Facebook

Akoss Poo - Never chat with CTG

Lise - The Burger King story

Zak McKracken - No more seafood

Bonzai Joe - Running out of Er Gou Tou

Alain il professore - Stunts Forum 2008

"Still drinking" Joe - The harmful cannabis

;D

BonzaiJoe

#35
October 21, 2008, 03:08:21 PM
Mark L. Rivers: "Not So Fast" - My Tribute To The Slower Cars of Stunts
But we can't be quite sure.

Duplode

#36
October 21, 2008, 03:51:07 PM
Bonzai Joe  - 80s: The Lost Decade of Music (preface by Zak McKracken)
Krys Toff - Design Of Newbie-Tailored Tracks 
CTG - 101 Tips On How To Avoid Conflict Escalation

Quote from: dstien on October 20, 2008, 09:52:19 PM
Duplode - "The ultimate guide to modern mainstream programming languages"

;D But watch out, now I (almost) understand how a linked list works in C!  :D

Mark L. Rivers

#37
October 21, 2008, 05:33:15 PM
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on October 21, 2008, 03:08:21 PM
Mark L. Rivers: "Not So Fast" - My Tribute To The Slower Cars of Stunts

I was just curious to see the title of "my" first shortbook...  :D

BonzaiJoe

#38
October 21, 2008, 07:16:47 PM
You could write some other books:

Mark L. Rivers - "Silly one-liners" - a guide to banter and dirty jokes on internet forums
Mark L. Rivers - "The clear line" - keeping your terrain free of unused track elements
Mark L. Rivers - "Too much thought will kill you" - how to post your ideas in very few words and leave most of the work to other people's imaginations.
Mark L. Rivers - "My private life in the public eye"
Mark L. Rivers - "An anthology of all the other great Italian drivers"
But we can't be quite sure.

CTG

#39
October 21, 2008, 07:55:23 PM
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on October 21, 2008, 07:16:47 PM
Mark L. Rivers - "An anthology of all the other great Italian drivers"

Zioalfa?  ???

Mark L. Rivers

#40
October 21, 2008, 09:58:55 PM
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on October 21, 2008, 07:16:47 PM
You could write some other books:

Mark L. Rivers - "Silly one-liners" - a guide to banter and dirty jokes on internet forums
Mark L. Rivers - "The clear line" - keeping your terrain free of unused track elements
Mark L. Rivers - "Too much thought will kill you" - how to post your ideas in very few words and leave most of the work to other people's imaginations.
Mark L. Rivers - "My private life in the public eye"
Mark L. Rivers - "An anthology of all the other great Italian drivers"

If one day I'll need a good headshrinker, I'll take a ticket to fly in Denmark...  ;)

BonzaiJoe

#41
October 21, 2008, 11:01:14 PM
Quote from: CTG on October 21, 2008, 07:55:23 PM
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on October 21, 2008, 07:16:47 PM
Mark L. Rivers - "An anthology of all the other great Italian drivers"

Zioalfa?  ???

Who the fúck is Zioalfa?
But we can't be quite sure.

CTG

#42
October 21, 2008, 11:27:50 PM Last Edit: October 21, 2008, 11:37:29 PM by CTG
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on October 21, 2008, 11:01:14 PM
Quote from: CTG on October 21, 2008, 07:55:23 PM
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on October 21, 2008, 07:16:47 PM
Mark L. Rivers - "An anthology of all the other great Italian drivers"

Zioalfa?  ???

Who the fúck is Zioalfa?

Okay, no questions... ;D

Zioalfa was an Italian pipsqueak in IRC 2003, having quite good results (Juank's level) in two races - beating me easily.

Edit: hmmm... checking the stats he wasn't that good.

Dakar: 1 - Tsino, 2 - Akoss Poo, 3 - Alan Rotoi, 4 - Alain, 5 - Zioalfa, 6 - Zak McKracken, 7 - Krys Toff, 8 - CTG; Mingva, satanziege, Mushi and Leo Ramone out of F1 point positions
Vilnius: 1 - Akoss Poo, 2 - Tsino, 3 - Alan Rotoi, 4 - Alain, 5 - Bonzai Joe, 6 - CTG, 7 - Krys Toff, 8 - Zioalfa; Zak McKracken, Mingva, satanzige and Leo Ramone out of F1 point positions

lised

#43
October 22, 2008, 10:12:59 AM
@ CTG: I'm working at Mc Donald's!  :-*

@ JTK: What's with the melons? Did I do something I can't remember?  8)

JTK

#44
October 22, 2008, 12:10:57 PM
Lise: I never saw you eating a melon and having a not-melonized face after that...  :D

Some more book titles for short books:

Lise: Dreaming of CTG
Lise: Daily Stunts Exercising Methods
CTG: Strategies Against Homophobia
CTG: Switching off my Computer
JTK: Racing Activities in 2008
JTK: Ending the 2007 Racing Season of the Vintage Stunts Racing Competition
Zak: How I Became a Choleric Person
Zak: Right Politics are Right Politics
Diesel Joe: Just Say No!
Diesel Joe: Sex & Drugs & Rock'n'Roll are Gone for Evermore
Akoss Poo: The Great Handbook About High Heels and Stilettos
Akoss Poo: Sexual Equality Now!
Bonzai Joe: Never Deeper in Thoughts
Bonzai Joe: Killing Bohemians

;D

Vintage Stunts Racing at http://www.kalpen.de
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