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Started by CTG, September 11, 2007, 11:23:26 AM

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#45
October 22, 2008, 02:09:31 PM
Quote from: lised on October 22, 2008, 10:12:59 AM
@ CTG: I'm working at Mc Donald's!  :-*

Dear Lise! I know it. Check the title of this topic - we are talking about the shortest books... ;)

I hate to explain jokes.

lised

#46
October 22, 2008, 05:57:38 PM Last Edit: October 22, 2008, 06:24:05 PM by lised
Quote from: CTG on October 22, 2008, 02:09:31 PM
Quote from: lised on October 22, 2008, 10:12:59 AM
@ CTG: I'm working at Mc Donald's!  :-*

Dear Lise! I know it. Check the title of this topic - we are talking about the shortest books... ;)

I hate to explain jokes.

Yes yes I know, but wouldn't "The Burger King story" be as short as the "Mc Donald's story"? Since there's so little to say about it...well nevermind :) 

lised

#47
October 22, 2008, 06:23:35 PM
Quote from: JTK on October 22, 2008, 12:10:57 PM
Lise: I never saw you eating a melon and having a not-melonized face after that...  :D

Some more book titles for short books:

Lise: Dreaming of CTG
Lise: Daily Stunts Exercising Methods
CTG: Strategies Against Homophobia
CTG: Switching off my Computer
JTK: Racing Activities in 2008
JTK: Ending the 2007 Racing Season of the Vintage Stunts Racing Competition
Zak: How I Became a Choleric Person
Zak: Right Politics are Right Politics
Diesel Joe: Just Say No!
Diesel Joe: Sex & Drugs & Rock'n'Roll are Gone for Evermore
Akoss Poo: The Great Handbook About High Heels and Stilettos
Akoss Poo: Sexual Equality Now!
Bonzai Joe: Never Deeper in Thoughts
Bonzai Joe: Killing Bohemians

;D



Oh I see...sounds like me :)

lised

#48
October 22, 2008, 06:30:25 PM
I would like to read:

CTG: The day I gave up beer and women for poetry :)


CTG

#49
October 22, 2008, 06:34:15 PM
Quote from: lised on October 22, 2008, 06:30:25 PM
CTG: The day I gave up beer and women for poetry :)

Beer and women don't exclude the possibility of loving poetry. Just look at Bonsai Tree...

The shortest one:

Lise - pipsqueaks who don't love me ;)

lised

#50
October 22, 2008, 06:41:10 PM
Quote from: CTG on October 22, 2008, 06:34:15 PM
Quote from: lised on October 22, 2008, 06:30:25 PM
CTG: The day I gave up beer and women for poetry :)

Beer and women don't exclude the possibility of loving poetry. Just look at Bonsai Tree...

The shortest one:

Lise - pipsqueaks who don't love me ;)

So we agree that it would be rather short book ;)

I would like to read this too:
Zak: The only way is the rude way

CTG

#51
October 22, 2008, 06:42:31 PM
Mingva - Popularity

JTK - Go, Flensburg, go!

Dayan & Charles - World class Asian racing

Ayrton - Unbroken records

Alain il Professore - RH is your enemy!

Stunts Community - WSM 2007 album

CTG

#52
October 22, 2008, 06:43:11 PM
Quote from: lised on October 22, 2008, 06:41:10 PM
So we agree that it would be rather short book ;)

'cause everybody loves you! (especially me ;))

lised

#53
October 22, 2008, 06:46:33 PM
Quote from: CTG on October 22, 2008, 06:43:11 PM
Quote from: lised on October 22, 2008, 06:41:10 PM
So we agree that it would be rather short book ;)

'cause everybody loves you! (especially me ;))

No, no, no I was talking about the other thing - about beer, women and poetry :)

CTG

#54
October 22, 2008, 06:50:28 PM
Quote from: lised on October 22, 2008, 06:46:33 PM
No, no, no I was talking about the other thing - about beer, women and poetry :)
* CTG is going out for beer to help in womanizing in the night... ;D

Mark L. Rivers

#55
October 22, 2008, 10:13:27 PM
Quote from: JTK on October 22, 2008, 12:10:57 PM
JTK: Ending the 2007 Racing Season of the Vintage Stunts Racing Competition

I don't know why, but I would be glad to read this one...  ;)

CTG

#56
October 22, 2008, 10:23:15 PM
Quote from: Mark L. Rivers on October 22, 2008, 10:13:27 PM
Quote from: JTK on October 22, 2008, 12:10:57 PM
JTK: Ending the 2007 Racing Season of the Vintage Stunts Racing Competition

I don't know why, but I would be glad to read this one...  ;)



JTK is a great phenomenon in Stunts community. Cheers! ;)

JTK

#57
October 23, 2008, 09:39:16 AM
Quote from: CTG on October 22, 2008, 06:42:31 PM
JTK - Go, Flensburg, go!
That book is not only short but also directly burned after being printed!
Vintage Stunts Racing at http://www.kalpen.de

JTK

#58
October 23, 2008, 09:39:49 AM
Quote from: CTG on October 22, 2008, 10:23:15 PM
JTK is a great phenomenon in Stunts community. Cheers! ;)
Just because of the masses of my body?  :-X
Vintage Stunts Racing at http://www.kalpen.de

BonzaiJoe

#59
October 23, 2008, 09:47:25 AM
JTK - "The joys of vegetarianism"

Argammon - "How to maintain a steady racing routine through a whole season"

Leo Ramone - "Looking at the world from the top of the scoreboard" - my great Stunts results

dstien - "25 reasons why programming is a useless waste of time"


But we can't be quite sure.

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