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Started by CTG, January 20, 2004, 08:43:31 AM

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lised

Quote from: CTG on July 10, 2008, 11:40:31 PM
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Quote from: Krys TOFF on July 10, 2008, 05:51:26 PM
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Quote from: CTG on July 10, 2008, 02:39:16 AM
Quote from: Chulk on July 10, 2008, 12:08:57 AM
For example, Krys Töff's way!  ;D ;D

Visiting porn sites? ;D
Not exactly, but you can do it while you're visiting porn sites...  ;D
I don't have to, I have a wife you know. Always better than my own hand. ;D
I know, but I guess sometimes she doesn't want to or simply your kids are around...

But he can masturbate when the kids are around?  ???

Why? Akoss said he did it on the train once, under the sports newspaper. ;D

Which is exactly the same as doing it in front of children ;)

CTG

Quote from: lised on July 11, 2008, 12:32:26 AM
Quote from: CTG on July 10, 2008, 11:40:31 PM
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on July 10, 2008, 11:33:12 PM
Quote from: Chulk on July 10, 2008, 09:43:21 PM
Quote from: Krys TOFF on July 10, 2008, 05:51:26 PM
Quote from: Chulk on July 10, 2008, 04:14:47 PM
Quote from: CTG on July 10, 2008, 02:39:16 AM
Quote from: Chulk on July 10, 2008, 12:08:57 AM
For example, Krys Töff's way!  ;D ;D

Visiting porn sites? ;D
Not exactly, but you can do it while you're visiting porn sites...  ;D
I don't have to, I have a wife you know. Always better than my own hand. ;D
I know, but I guess sometimes she doesn't want to or simply your kids are around...

But he can masturbate when the kids are around?  ???

Why? Akoss said he did it on the train once, under the sports newspaper. ;D

Which is exactly the same as doing it in front of children ;)

Nope, but everybody has a useless newspaper at home... ;D

lised

Quote from: CTG on July 11, 2008, 08:19:26 AM
Quote from: lised on July 11, 2008, 12:32:26 AM
Quote from: CTG on July 10, 2008, 11:40:31 PM
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on July 10, 2008, 11:33:12 PM
Quote from: Chulk on July 10, 2008, 09:43:21 PM
Quote from: Krys TOFF on July 10, 2008, 05:51:26 PM
Quote from: Chulk on July 10, 2008, 04:14:47 PM
Quote from: CTG on July 10, 2008, 02:39:16 AM
Quote from: Chulk on July 10, 2008, 12:08:57 AM
For example, Krys Töff's way!  ;D ;D

Visiting porn sites? ;D
Not exactly, but you can do it while you're visiting porn sites...  ;D
I don't have to, I have a wife you know. Always better than my own hand. ;D
I know, but I guess sometimes she doesn't want to or simply your kids are around...

But he can masturbate when the kids are around?  ???

Why? Akoss said he did it on the train once, under the sports newspaper. ;D

Which is exactly the same as doing it in front of children ;)

Nope, but everybody has a useless newspaper at home... ;D

Yes...most people also have a bathroom :)

CTG

Quote from: lised on July 11, 2008, 08:54:25 AM
Quote from: CTG on July 11, 2008, 08:19:26 AM
Quote from: lised on July 11, 2008, 12:32:26 AM
Quote from: CTG on July 10, 2008, 11:40:31 PM
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on July 10, 2008, 11:33:12 PM
Quote from: Chulk on July 10, 2008, 09:43:21 PM
Quote from: Krys TOFF on July 10, 2008, 05:51:26 PM
Quote from: Chulk on July 10, 2008, 04:14:47 PM
Quote from: CTG on July 10, 2008, 02:39:16 AM
Quote from: Chulk on July 10, 2008, 12:08:57 AM
For example, Krys Töff's way!  ;D ;D

Visiting porn sites? ;D
Not exactly, but you can do it while you're visiting porn sites...  ;D
I don't have to, I have a wife you know. Always better than my own hand. ;D
I know, but I guess sometimes she doesn't want to or simply your kids are around...

But he can masturbate when the kids are around?  ???

Why? Akoss said he did it on the train once, under the sports newspaper. ;D

Which is exactly the same as doing it in front of children ;)

Nope, but everybody has a useless newspaper at home... ;D

Yes...most people also have a bathroom :)

So if the kids are around, they should go to the bathroom to have sex. ;D

CTG

Who will believe me if I say I'm going to be fired today?

Okay, probably not fired. But my boss is interested in my work completed in July and August. Lazyness in the first few weeks of July (one or two days work), then came the holidays, the moving... so: nothing in the pocket. I won't be the worker/student of the month. I'm also expecting some really rude words...

BonzaiJoe

Spin the situation somehow with rhetoric.
But we can't be quite sure.


CTG

Or with other dirty tricks... ;D


Survived the first round, but I have to make a presentation for Wednesday - that will be a bit harder.

CTG

Next huge presentation in the morning: now I'm not afraid of being fired from PhD - but facing a new aspect: showing up some useless and not really valuable results would mean no job offers from them after the university...

But if I think it over... hmmm... I'm not sure if I really want to work for them in the future...

CTG

Quote from: CTG on November 19, 2008, 02:13:54 AM
Next huge presentation in the morning

Completed - no extreme reactions so far. ;D

CTG

skid off, "Fowler"... My consultant from the university sent me an agressive voice e-mail to complete an exercise (abstract for a conference) in 24 hours.

Question: why does he send me e-mails when he knows that OFFICIALLY I can't check them without my computer (and I wasn't at the university today to use the PC in the lab)? Doesn't he know the well-known invention of Bell?

On the other hand he's not taking care about my projects when I'm available at the university. But if I stay away, he starts to screw... It's not obligatory for me to be there every day when I have no exercises like teaching or measurements - and I also can be at the factory because they give us the projects...

I have no energy and mood to write it.

BonzaiJoe

Well, either work up the mood and the energy, or tell him to skid off (politely).
But we can't be quite sure.


CTG

Quote from: BonzaiJoe on November 25, 2008, 04:32:03 PM
Well, either work up the mood and the energy, or tell him to skid off (politely).

I wrote it while suffering from terrible headache at 2 am.

BonzaiJoe

But we can't be quite sure.


CTG

Damn it, last minute learning again. 9 am: very strict labour safety exam (fire, chemicals, etc.), 180 pages, I'm going to start reading in a few minutes, also want to sleep a bit. :-\

zaqrack

labourt safety, come on, everyone passes those exams.