Useless messages - place for maniacs!

[Usrin]

In the southeastern part of Budapest (around the airport) there was extremely heavy rain and hail at that time. If only I could say "forever American presidents wounded to death by lightning stroke"... :wink:

[Krys TOFF]

Bin Laden sent a private message to Georges W. Bush.
Bush read it and saw "37OHSSV O773H".
He didn't understood it, and so he asked CIA, FBI, NSA and all other American secret agents agencies to try to uncode this message.
They all failed.
Then, during his last visit to France, Georges W. Bush asked Jacques Chirac if French secret agents could translate this coded message. Chirac read the paper, laughed, and answered : "You simply held the paper head over heels...".


To know what was the message, turn your head upside-down and read the message. :wink:

For slow-thinking people, message was "HELLO ASSHOLE"

[Usrin]

I've known an other version: before a press conference George W. Bush asked CIA what were the reasons for attacking Iraq. Considering his IQ, CIA answered by a simple 3-letter message. Bush looked on it and saw "7IO", so he said: "we had 710 reasons for that war". (He just had to turn the paper round...)

[Krys TOFF]

Question to G.W. Bush before USA attacked Iraq :
"What will you do to Iraq once winning to get rid of Saddam Hussein ?"
Bush answer : "We'll divide it in 3 zones : Diesel, Unleaded and Super fuel."

[Chulk]

Question to G.W. Bush before USA attacked Iraq :
"What will you do to Iraq once winning to get rid of Saddam Hussein ?"
Bush answer : "We'll divide it in 3 zones : Diesel, Unleaded and Super fuel."

So Diesel Joe has a new place to live!

[DieselJoe]

:-D Yeah, a third of Iraq for me!

[JTK]

Bush will come to Germany, too, and the newspaper say, that this will be the most expensive stay of a polititian in Germany ever (some millions, for security reasons, of course...)!  :x

[Krys TOFF]

Bush will come to Germany, too, and the newspaper say, that this will be the most expensive stay of a polititian in Germany ever (some millions, for security reasons, of course...)!  :x

USA team was humiliated (I liked it) during this WC. What the skid is Bush still around there, let him leave Europe as USA football team did : humiliated.

[Krys TOFF]

What the praise

Mmmm. this is not what I wrote as you could guess. :-D

[JTK]

I am at the moment. 

[Krys TOFF]

I am

• ill
• hungry
• thirsty
• tired
• bored

at the moment.

You should be

checking latest USC replays sent
update USC website with results
make the race stats
upload race stats
write on USc that I won the race of Jbereny track

at the moment.

[JTK]

Sleepy, sleepy, sleepy CTG!

[BonzaiJoe]

The last day of summer 

[Chulk]

The last day of summer 

Doesn't summer last until 21st September? That's when Winter ends in the Southern Hemisphere!

[Krys TOFF]

The last day of summer 

Doesn't summer last until 21st September? That's when Winter ends in the Southern Hemisphere!

100% true Chulk.

edit : not 100% true, sorry. End of summer is 22nd, and 1st day of autumn is 23rd.