Tell a word and Mr T?ff will quote a song

[Chulk]

Hmmmm... let's sing about: beer!

Easy, and with CTG spirit : South Park - Beer song

Oh,
What is the malted liquer?
What gets you drunker quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans? (beer)
Can't get enough of it, (beer)
How we really love it, (beer)
Makes me think I'm a man, (beer)
I can kiss and hug it, (beer)
But I'd rather chug it, (beer)
Got my belly up to here, (beer)
I could not refuse a, (beer)
I could really use a,
Beer, beer, beer.

Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer.

I can't remember how much I have had,
I drank a twelve pack with my dad, (belch)
That's my son the drunken manly stud,
I'm proud to be his bud,
Here have some pretzels,
No!
I'll call it quits,
Those things give me the schlits.

Drink with your family,
Drink it with your friends,
Drink till you're fat,
Stomach distends,
Beer is liquid bread it's good for you,
We like to drink till we spew,
OOH
Who cares if we get fat,
I'll drink to that,
As we sing once more.

What is the malted liquer,
What gets you drunker quicker,
What comes in bottles or in cans (beer)
Can't get enough of it, (beer)
How we really love it, (beer)
Makes me think I'm a man, (beer)
I can kiss and hug it, (beer)
But I'd rather chug it, (beer)
Got my belly up to here, (beer)
Only I adore it, (beer)
Come on dammit pour it,
Do it for me,
Brew it for me,
Feed it to me,
Speed it to me. (beer)

The most wonderful drink in the world.
Hooray.

(I wonder when Krys will give up or get bored... )

Not now.

I thought this topic wasn't about cartoons! By the way, The Simpsons' song was what I expected.

[CTG]

Let's sing something about farting and/or b?ffing!

[Krys TOFF]

Easy. Here is a song about a guy who drinks, who stinks, ...

Ugly Kid Joe - Neighbour

Sittin?in your front yard , drinkin' lemonade
Suburban life, a pretty wife
you think you?ve got it made
But U don?t know what?s in the store,
for U and your family
I?m movin?in, right next door, won?t U welcome me?

It?s a beautiful day in the neighbourhood
And I hope I didn?t ruin your day
Won?t U be my neighbour ?

I brought my life, my ugly wife,
my dirty dog with fleas
My kid?s a punk, and I?m drunk,
This I?m sure you?ll see
Yeah U don?t know what it?s like, to live in misery
Welcome to, home sweet hell
dissatisfaction guaranteed

It?s a beautiful day in the neighbourhood
And if I could i surely would
Invite you in say
Won?t U be my neighbour ?
Won?t U be my neighbour ?
Won?t U be my neighbour ?
Won?t U be my neighbour ?

C?mon I don?t think U?ll find
A place to live peace of mind
You?re gonna live in misery
When U?re livin?next to me!

It?s a beautiful day in the neighbourhood.......
Raaaah! Won?t U be my... Won?t U be my fuckin' neighbour?!

Well i drink... And I stink.
I smoke... Yeah I?m a joke !
I try all night and day to get a piece of the action, a--aaa!

Now I know just what are U?re thinkin'
It could be U out?n? U?re drinkin'
So don?t U knock it until U try it
It could be U in a little while !
I hope I didn?t ruin your day !

It?s a beautiful day in the neighbourhood
I dig your wife, she sure is good
It?s a beautiful day in the neighbourhood... Ha,ha !

[CTG]

Wheeeee... another idea: masturbation (dedicated to the jerk-off master, Akoss Poo )

[Paleke]

I have one about that, but I'll wait for Krys 

[Krys TOFF]

Wheeeee... another idea: masturbation (dedicated to the jerk-off master, Akoss Poo )

Lol ! The easiest word proposed by you so far. I don't even have to search, the answer is obvious for me.

Therapy? - Femtex

Masturbation saved my life
I was nervous as a child
You were someone out of my hand
Couldn't understand or have

She's not trying to catch your eye
She's just trying to get a life
He feels weak when she is strong
Feeling threatened when he's wrong

Femination generation
Femination generation

Do you want a skid?
Do you want a friend?
Do you want sex?
Do you want revenge?
You never make love with a smile on your face
Punished with love and rewarded with hate

Femination generation
Femination generation

Femination generation
Femination generation

Femination (I'm just with you, that will never mean that I'm just for you)
Generation (I'm just with you, that will never mean that I'm just for you)
Femination (I'm just with you, that will never mean that I'm just for you)
Generation (I'm just with you)

[Krys TOFF]

I have one about that, but I'll wait for Krys 

Was my answer the one you thought about ?

[Paleke]

I have one about that, but I'll wait for Krys 

Was my answer the one you thought about ?

Nop, and I was kinda expecting that. The one I have in mind doesn't actually say "masturbation" (so I don't know if it is valid), but is obviously about it. Do you want to hear it?

[Krys TOFF]

I have one about that, but I'll wait for Krys 

Was my answer the one you thought about ?

Nop, and I was kinda expecting that. The one I have in mind doesn't actually say "masturbation" (so I don't know if it is valid), but is obviously about it. Do you want to hear it?

Sure, write the lyrics and give a link.

[CTG]

Don't write more words, Krys is spamming too much!

[CTG]

Kidding of course... next word is kidding.

[Krys TOFF]

Kidding of course... next word is kidding.

So it's the occasion for me to let you discover Graham Parker. English artist in Bob Dylan's spirit, but much less known sadly. His best album (in my opinion) : The real Macaw (1983) with songs like "You can't take love for granted".

Graham Parker - You got to be kidding

Hey hey yeah la la la la
Oh oh la la la la la la la la la la la la

You got to be kidding when you say your line is cast
You got to be kidding when you say that this will last.
You got to be putting me on you got to be stringing me along
You got to be kidding any way to feel you belong.

You got to be joking when you shrug off any doubt.
You got to be joking telling me you have worked this out.
You got to be building a wall inside that endless empty hall
You got to be joking anyway to be here at all
Yeah you got to be kidding.

You got to be kidding baby and there ain't no doubt
Fooling yeah when the truth comes out.
Hoaxing honey and it just ain't fair
Playing baby when there's no one there oh yeah

You got to be kidding putting prices on yourself
You got to be kidding telling me there's no one else.
You got to be putting me on you got to be stringing me alone
You got to be kidding anyway to feel you belong yeah.

You got to be building a wall inside that endless empty hall
You got to be kidding anyway to be here at all yeah
You got to be kidding hmm you got to be kidding yeah
You got to be kidding.

[Paleke]

Do you want to hear it?

Sure, write the lyrics and give a link.

I don't have any link, but here are the lyrics

ALL BY MYSELF
Album: Dookie (hidden track)
Written by Billie Joe Armstrong
Performed by Tre Cool

I was alone
I was all by myself
No one was looking.....
I was thinking of you
Oh yeah, did I mention.....
I was all by myself
All by myself...
All by myself...
All by myself...

I went to your house
But no one was there
I went to your room
I was all by myself
You and me had
Such wonderful times
When I'm all by myself
All by myself
All by myself
All by myself
All by myself

[JTK]

Krys, just to make it harder - what about diversification?

[CTG]

(What about quoting a song with the expression: alizarinesulphonic acid )