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meaning of life: f*cking around godless

this is a thread for funny questions i add in this thread here. the questions come in a daily rate of 3. including 2 special challenges(3 questions and 2 challenges)

here comes the first set!

question 1:if in a banana split would be REaLLY the city of split, what nationality of humans you would eat?
special 1(human food or pet food? order these company names as human food or pet food.): snickers, kitkat, kittekat, pedigree, whiskas
question 2:multiply 2 with itself 10 times is...
special 2(letter-salad swap the letters to a real word): arft
question 3:what is heavier. an elefant or  the radioactive trash from all around the world?

leaderboard: 

i have a word too: f.u.c.k

1. bottle opener(usual way)
2.car rims
3.teeth
4. machete
5. bottle opener(way using the part where u hold it as usual)
6. the gun
7. PAPER(coolest and hardest way)
8. table
9. another bottle
10. mobile phone
11. machete
12. sword
13. mountain bike

do you know any more ways?

well well, zak, u deserved that podium

play on your playstation 2(if u have one) seven hours to midnight
watching farting cats on youtube( especially the cat on the toilet, which farts and craps like nowhere)
watching krysTOFFs mini movies
playing grand theft auto(the first one)
go crazy
slap yourself or a friend into the nuts(better slap the friend into the nuts)

burned BOEFF

thanks man, i was nearly through the track with the skoda but i wrecked it at the bridgeturn

maybe i make 3 corkscrews and a loop or maybe 4 corkscrews and 2 loops. then i am really crazy

hey pipsqueaks, hoschte again. i played stunts again i tried something really crazy: 2corkscrews and a loop at once. i did it in 4 tries.

is that crazy enough and did u do it too

some sentences here. that has the stock perfect woman:
1. i am bored, lets shave my pussy
2. i know its a bit thick in the back. but can u do it again?
3. i only drive the car to do a oil swap
4. its ok that u love another woman

heres a word for quote a song: HURRICANE!!!

i didnt played 1st person shooters for 2 years, worms isnt really a shooter, its tactical

AAAAAHHH MOTHERZ SHITZ!!! MY LAPTOP FOR SCHOOL IS BROKEN, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH(rampages)

just a doc

part 2:

3 month later i saw chulk and BJ with shotguns , they wanted to shoot at me. lucky i hid behind my lancia. then i saw akoss poo with a sniper rifle and CTG also got a sniper rifle and both shoot at me too, all shots missed til zaqrack and krys TOFF came with planes which both had a BIG FUCKIN NUKE!!!

i thought: i am now waste, but the nukes missed 10000 km behind the hospital and boom!!! the nukes hit a small palinka sale.

then  got shot by a homing rocket shot by argammon.

then i woke up and said to myself: crap, what a turbulent dream and then i slept again in my dream.

see, a dream in a dream!