Shortest books

[zaqrack]

more more!

[JTK]

Zak - Fluids I Drank Except Water
Zak - Walk, Don't Bike!
Zak - My Daily Fight With Overweight
Akoss - The Modern Man
Diesel Joe - A Monk's Diary
Bonzai Joe - Work Hard for Pennies
Bonzai Joe - Guidebook for Neat and Proper Bourgeoises
KrysTOFF - The Mustard Hater Book
CTG - 1000 Empty Pages
Lise - My Long Marriage With CTG
JTK - How I Became a #1 Pipsqueak
BJ together with JTK: Salami Kills, Go Vegan!

BTW, a real book title could be:
Usrin - I Farted

[CTG]

Lise - My Long Marriage With CTG

BAZMEG...

[Chulk]

Diesel Joe: Keeping oneself sober

[StuntingHoschte]

CTG-2 minutes are lame on ozd
StuntingHoschte-the way of a noob
Bonzai Joe-road rage in an indy
StuntingHoschte-10 minutes and stunts stopped
StuntingHoschte- My ass is my castle
CTG-to lazy to update USC
akoss poo- from trackmaker-noob to trackmaker-master
StuntingHoschte- stuntingHoschtes how tos: how to crash the indy into a lancia

[Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister]

Many jokes already woven into this thread, but trying to add some (I wanted to add some books some weeks ago, but all of my ideas might had hurt one ):

WSM Participants - Womanizing in Budapest and Aarhus
Dark Chaser - When I'm not away for 14 days
Argammon - Tricks remained unfound
Ayrton - Life at Stunts Forum
Diesel Joe - Hairstyle fashion
Akoss Poo - Respecting habits
Akoss Poo - Respecting all women
Aignur - This chili beans is too hot
Mingva - Tricks invented by me
Roy Wiegerinck - Winning times sent in before quiet days
WSM 2005 Participants - Silent Aarhus, tidy Aarhus
Akoss Poo - Completing WSM live race events soberly
Krys Toff - Impotence

Longest books:

WSM Participants - Various usage of shopping carts
JTK - Beer
Akoss Poo - Ideal situations to b?ff
Zak McKracken - Obstacles available for live stunts
Mingva - Being kicked from chatroom
Alain - My mental illnesses
Akoss Poo - List of women considered a maleish b*tch by me
Bonzai Joe - I miss you p?linka so much
CTG - Dishes which make me fart
Akoss Poo - Ways of swearing
Diesel Joe - Guitar etudes which I can play
Helen Wheels - Op me 'cos I'm lame!
Akoss Poo - Singing and inventing songs (especially under the effects of alcohol)
Diesel Joe - Sweet tobacco
Dinmor - Aignur's penis
CTG - How to pretend that I'm drunken
Usrin&Akoss Poo - From playing computer games to lying on the grass and singing
JTK - The elemental desire to consume meat
Dinmor - Sleeping positions (on, beside and under the bed)
Akoss Poo - In anger with the world

[CTG]

Whehehehehehehhehehehehehehe, LOL!

[JTK]

 

[BonzaiJoe]

And also:

JTK - An anthology of all my crappy tracks (apart from CTK2003B)

[JTK]

(apart from CTK2003B)

Looooooser! 

[Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister]

And also:

JTK - An anthology of all my crappy tracks (apart from CTK2003B)

And Paprika.

[JTK]

Lise - Eat melons keeping your face clean
Bonzai Joe - Wide awake Salami
KHR - My hourly activities in Stunts

Longest books:
JTK - Stunts meeting reports
Bonzai Joe - Sleeping Salami
Akoss with Usrin - I farted
Zak McKracken: Variations on water
Zak McKracken - Biker's stuff
Skid Vicious - Races I was beaten in
JTK - Book titles 

[CTG]

others?

[Chulk]

Longest books:

CTG & Akoss & Usrin: B?ffing on the net

[CTG]

Krys Toff - My golden moments in 2008
Duplode - Everything against car editing
Akoss Poo - Coming back to the top
Bonzai Joe - Losing face to face
CTG - Suppressed böffs