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Chat - Misc / Re: Hey Brazilians
May 26, 2017, 12:25:31 AM
But I looked that guy up on Wikipedia and he seemed also to be a social-democratic politician. So why is it surprising?
Chat - Misc / Re: Poetry Fanats 2008
May 07, 2017, 01:17:03 PM
I had a wow moment with this:

the hours rise up putting off stars and it is
into the street of the sky light walks scattering poems

on earth a candle is
extinguishes the city
with a song upon her
mouth having death in her eyes

and it is dawn
the world
goes forth to murder dreams...

i see in the street where strong
men are digging bread
and i see the brutal faces of
people contented hideous hopeless cruel happy

and it is day,

in the mirror
i see a frail
dreams in the mirror

and it
is dusk on earth

a candle is lighted
and it is dark.
the people are in their houses
the frail man is in his bed
the city

sleeps with death upon her mouth having a song in her eyes
the hours descend
putting on stars...

in the street of the sky night walks scattering poems

(E.E. Cummings)
Stunts Chat / Re: Praise Thread
May 01, 2017, 04:15:37 PM
I totally only wrote the first post in this topic to insult Alain.
This was a really nice article. Good work, guys.
Chat - Misc / Hey Brazilians
May 01, 2017, 04:10:55 PM
1. Have you ever met anyone from the province of Acre?
2. Are things getting worse in Brazil at the moment?
3. Biscoito or bolacha?
4. Is that judge who's charging politicians with corruption protecting the right?
No bridge corners on this track!  :)
Chat - Misc / Re: Football Fanats 2016
January 23, 2016, 03:40:43 PM
That's the one.
Chat - Misc / Re: Football Fanats 2016
January 22, 2016, 07:27:31 PM
Liverpool is angling for a Brazilian guy named Teixeira. He must be alright too.

Chat - Misc / Re: Slovak chat
January 18, 2016, 04:02:37 PM
Just for the record, I think all of the mentioned lands rightfully belong to Denmark.
Chat - Misc / Re: Football Fanats 2016
January 18, 2016, 04:00:35 PM
Willian has been pretty strong even though his team is sucking...
Here they are. The Kalpen one is very special for me because CTRACK31 was one of the first competition tracks I raced on in 2001. At that time, I perceived CAP, Mark Nailwood and Fdzierva as Stunts gods, and CAP's winning time of 47.70 was something unattainable. By 2003 I was beginning to think we were better than those old gods but I wasn't sure until I won Kalpen A and beat CAP by such a margin. It was then that I knew that we were the gods now.

The ACT one is fun because my average speed is so low until the power gear part. I was proud of this one because I was the only one who did PG so I won by 11 seconds or something.
I've got the ACT11 one but for some reason can't attach it at the moment. I get an error message. Remind me later.
I might have the one for ACT11 somewhere. If I'm not mistaken, I won that won with Ferrari PG.

Whoa, this just reminded me I had a dream recently in which someone talked about Stunts and referred to power gear as "rope", because it was like there was a rope pulling the car.  ???
Chat - Misc / Re: Slovak chat
January 09, 2016, 11:56:41 AM
My Polish friend says: "They like pancakes. Crêpe-like pancakes."
Chat - Misc / Re: Football Fanats 2015
December 21, 2015, 03:12:15 PM
Real Madrid vs Rayo Vallecano 10-2

Double-digit results are very rare on the top level. Actually I don't remember any of them, except Germany vs San Marino a few years ago. But that's different because Rayo Vallecano would beat San Marino at least 5-0 any day of the week.
Of course two red cards was the deciding factor. It's just the kind of thing that happens once every decade or so.