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Chat - Misc / Re: Useless messages - place for maniacs!
December 12, 2012, 04:55:35 PM
Quote from: CTG on December 12, 2012, 04:09:12 PM
Quote from: Krys TOFF on December 12, 2012, 03:12:13 PM
Quote from: CTG on December 12, 2012, 12:14:27 PM
Yeeeeeeees!!! I saw it! (12/12/2012, 12:12:12)
And... Nothing special happened. :P

Don't compare this to the Maya bullshit. 12/12/12 12:12:12 looks very cool, nothing more.
It doesn't look cool, or else binary would look cool too.
Binary doesn't look cool, except when numbers are dropping from top of screen to the bottom and are written in green. :P Yeah, I'm still a Matrix fan. ;D (but 2nd and 3rd movies are disposable, 1st one is the best).
Chat - Misc / Re: Useless messages - place for maniacs!
December 12, 2012, 03:12:13 PM
Quote from: CTG on December 12, 2012, 12:14:27 PM
Yeeeeeeees!!! I saw it! (12/12/2012, 12:12:12)
And... Nothing special happened. :P
Just like nothing will happen 21st of december for winter solstice, whatever the Mayan calendar says. ;)
Chat - Misc / Re: Hot chicks!
December 12, 2012, 02:53:13 PM
Quote from: alanrotoi on December 12, 2012, 04:29:46 AM
I stallin love this girl. She's veeeeeeery pretty. Her name is Luciana Rubinska and she's a sports journalist. She knows more than almost anyone about argentinian football!
Argentinian football knowledge isn't a criteria for me to find a woman attractive. :P ;D

But a nice christmas outfit can be a good criteria !
Team Zone / Re: New team for 2013
December 12, 2012, 12:37:53 PM
Quote from: CTG on December 12, 2012, 10:56:43 AM
Quote from: Friker on December 12, 2012, 10:08:40 AM
Could Duplode and SB make their stance?

I guess Duplode will stay in Cork's Crew. If you want to be his teammate, you should apply at "Cork" himself.

Damage can be a fine choice for you, especially if Krys keeps racing. Maybe he seems to be slow now but believe me: he's damned good when he takes it seriously. No further comments about Super Brian, you saw his performance in November. I can imagine Damage with Töff, Brian, you and dreadnaut.
I don't know if I will keep racing regularly or not and honestly I fear I won't (except if... but probably the if will never happen so forget it).

SB + Friker + Dreadnought (errr, no, Dreadnaut ;)) seems like a good team. ;) All they need now is a cool team name (brainstorm yourselves a few guys ;D)

Regarding last race, it was a 10-minutes done replay. I'm quite rusty after more than 2 years far from competition, and a non-fluent game doesn't help much. :-\ I tried different DOSBox settings last week-end, and I'm confident I'll finally find proper DOSBox settings, but so far it's still not like good old DOS. I should have kept my old Win98 + pure MS-DOS computer just for oldies, it's a pain to find proper DOSBox settings for each old game I want to play. For point & click adventure games or strategy games it's not a real issue, but it is for racing games.
Chat - Misc / Re: Your song today
December 11, 2012, 12:26:07 AM
I was searching appropriate music for CTG and reminded this one :
I think BJ will like it. :)
Chat - Misc / Re: Everything about computers
December 11, 2012, 12:19:49 AM
I used Notepad++. Not WYSIWYG, but I simply used my web browsers to check the result. :P
Team Zone / Re: New teams
December 10, 2012, 01:10:54 PM
Quote from: CTG on September 29, 2012, 03:17:24 PM
Quote from: Chulk on September 29, 2012, 01:37:57 AM
So you work surrounded by women?

Me too. It's not as good as you think. Take 5 women, close them in the same room and they are going to kill eachother. Or at least you will experience incredible malice, machination and hate between them.
Take an inflatable platic pool, put mud in it and enjoy a wonderful women mud fight. ;D 8)

Competition and Website / Re: ZakStunts 2013 pointsystem
December 10, 2012, 01:04:39 PM
Quote from: CTG on December 10, 2012, 09:53:50 AM
Quote from: alanrotoi on December 06, 2012, 04:25:33 PM
per replay sent  ;D

per forum messages, please ;D
lol  ;D

I'm not really active but here is my 2 cents :
- any LTB is globally a good idea to keep pipsqueaks active along the month instead of racing only during quiet days
- I agree with Akoss on this point : race winner with no bonus should get more points than 2nd driver with bonus(es).
- linear point system is not good for podiumers. In FTT competition (I abandonned suddenly when life had its own priorities, sorry again) point system was that last driver would get 1 point, and all pipsqueaks will get 1 more point than the pipsqueaks behind them, except the 2nd who will get 2 points more than the 3rd driver and the winner who will get 2 points more than the 2nd driver. That kind of system could be adapted, and it would proably be easier to understand for newcomers than 0.1, 0.09, 0.08... points given for pipsqueaks 13th to last.

This system has 2 benefits IMO :
- winning is rewarded better than with a constant point system like Kalpen competition, because winning has to be rewarded,
- winning versus 5 pipsqueaks is rewarded less than winning versus 10 pipsqueaks, because it's easier to win a 5 players race.

This system has also some weaknesses :
- ending 4th in a 10 players race will give as much points than winning of a 5-players race (7 points, without any bonus), which is far from perfect,
- maybe an average finish rank should compensate the system (a kind of "opposition level bonus), because a 5-players win versus Ayrton+Renato+Argy+Duplode (or CTG, or BJ, ... no offence, it's just an example ;)) is an exploit compared to winning a 10-players win versus 9 guys as crappy as I am (especially now after almost 3 years of non-competition and a game still not running fluently on my current computer). :p.

Chat - Misc / Re: Your song today
December 04, 2012, 06:15:00 PM
Quote from: CTG on December 04, 2012, 10:45:15 AM
Admit it: you are a Lolita fan! :P :D
I love all women. All. Because I'm a pervert. ;D
Especially if they have boobs like the one on the picture posted by Alan. ;)

By the way, here is a real good song for today :
What is its title ? Simple, it is written at the beginning of previous line. :P
Chat - Misc / Re: Your song today
December 04, 2012, 10:28:30 AM
lol, I found an even worse Japanese song and video ! :D
Chat - Misc / Re: Your song today
December 03, 2012, 11:53:25 PM
Life would be boring without Japanese people.

Some days ago I made you discover Babymetal, now you can enjoy the "nian" ("Meow" in English) song by Momoko.

Next step : we all post a video of us doing the "nian" choregrapy. ;D ;D ;D
Competition and Website / Re: guest track
November 30, 2012, 06:22:54 PM
Quote from: CTG on November 30, 2012, 05:28:24 PM
Quote from: Duplode on November 30, 2012, 04:59:40 PM
Quote from: dreadnaut on November 28, 2012, 02:25:22 PM
I want to read Duplode's Principles of Track Design!

I don't recommend it  ;D The JTK & CTG's Handbook of Track Design and Construction is a much safer bet.

Anyway, track sent  ;)

Mine is short: LEFT CORNERS. ;D

And mine would lead to crazy tracks, like Tata (USC competition, long time ago...).

By the way, illusion track part of the wiki has never been written.
Quote from: Duplode on November 28, 2012, 04:12:04 AM
Many people tend to be hyperactive nowadays, wanting everything right here right now, unable to chill out. An era of hyperconnectivity and hyperactivity is emerging. Even if it is for nothing, many people need to show they're here, that they have a kind of "actuality", because people forget even faster than before.
Madonna is a good example of that kind of hyperactivity.

When I'm told hyperactivity, I answer to calm down. Life is too short to do everything you wish to do anyway, why take time to live the moment, that's my way of life.

So, I would probably answer the song Chill out, by Dan Reed Network (even if the song doesn't concern hyperactivity especially but more the global lifestyle and lack of real priorities in human decisions) :
Babies fightin'before they can read
Old men cryin' you know they can see
Military spending while children don't eat
I can't understand it makes no sense to me
So I'm askin' everyone to check out my point of view
It might be time for a new attitude
So take a look around you, there's somethin' you can do
Don't you think it's time we all chill out

Yet, Robert Palmer's song Hyperactive is a more suitable answer to your word :
And its a mystery how wild that girl can be
She's got so much energy
She's such an expert at surprising me
She's hyperactive when she starts to dance
And she's so attracted to a wild romance
And more effective than a stimulant
She's hyperactive
Motor sports, Racing / Re: Formula 1 in 2012
November 28, 2012, 09:19:55 AM
Quote from: CTG on November 27, 2012, 06:45:42 PM
Too much arguement about a little thing. :D
Not a little thing, the funniest moment of 2012 season. ;D